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Piranhaconda is a 2012 film about two piranha/anaconda hybrid creatures hunting down the scientist who stole their egg and a film crew making a slasher film in the jungle.

Directed by Jim Wynorski. Written by Mike MacLean.
Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer!  (taglines)

Prof. Lovegrove

  • It's true, you know. There's something in the river. Something big. Something bad. Something that likes to eat people.


  • Suck lead, you hillbilly butt nugget!


  • That loco chica, she played kickball with my cojones.


Arturo: It's like a unholy union between a piranha and an anaconda.
Talia: You mean a piranhaconda?
Pike: I can't believe you just said that.

Gunner: Hey, you were a Marine right?
Jack: Right out of high school.
Gunner: Tell me you were some kind of Force Recon bad ass or something.
Jack: No, motor pool bad ass.


  • Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer!


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