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Planes is a 2013 American animated sports comedy film produced by DisneyToon Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. It is a spin-off of Pixar's Cars franchise and the first film in a planned Planes series.

Dusty Crophopper

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  • Time to eat my dust!
  • I'm afraid of heights!
  • Are you crying?
  • Whoa, look at this crowd!
  • Hey, I'm Strut Jetstream.
  • You're afraid of getting beat by a Crop Duster! Well, check six cause I'm coming.

Chug

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  • Fueled and ready, man.
  • Those are some mighty clean optics, there.
  • But. You're the plain
  • You're going to pass cities, oceans, the tallest mountains.
  • Okay, come back soon!
  • Oh, whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute, okay, oh...

Dottie

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  • Dusty, you're NOT built to race! You're built to dust crops! Do you know what will happen if you push it too far? Wing flutter! Metal fatigue! Turbine failure!
  • More torque means more speed.
  • Does a PT6A have a multi-stage compressor? Yes! Yes, it does. All right, you guys, let's get him ready to race.
  • Come on, Chug, we have a jet to catch.
  • Hey, you've removed your M5000. His micro air 5000 dl aerial applicator. His sprayer.

Skipper

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  • Come on, let's work that radial G turn! Do it again. One more time. Again. Come on. Push it, Dusty! Better.
  • My first patrol as a jolly wrench was at Glendal Canal. My squadron were all rookies, all razor sharp. I should know I trained every single one of them.
  • Dusty, you got a big leg tomorrow.
  • All right, Dusty. Remember this. It ain't not fast you fly, it how you fly fast.
  • Negative, Jigsaw 3. Our orders are to recon and report back.

Ripslinger

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  • Yeah! You're caught in a Riptide!
  • [to Ishani] Said the plane with the shiny new propeller. How much integrity did that one cost you, sweetheart?
  • Okay, we're out of camera range. You know what to do.
  • Hey, look who made it. It's the crop duster.
  • That's why they call them "Sky Slicers"!

Ned and Zed

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  • That is a good one, Rip.
  • Yeah, man! This is going to be fun!
  • Well, first place is for losers.
  • Oh, that's going to leave a mark!
  • Um, boss, he's here!
  • Whoa! Who's that guy? It's the crop duster! Another one? It's the same one, knucklehead!

El Chupacabra

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  • [to Bulldog] You make joke! YOU MAKE JOKE! Very well. You leave me no choice! I will swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.
  • (singing) I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you.
  • That song, it flipped a switch!
  • [to Dusty] We will have many adventures, you and I, we will laugh, we will cry, we will dance! Probably not with each other.
  • I will see you in the skies, amigo. [whooping]
  • At least you're not lost in the race for love. Her passion is sadly not for me.

Rochelle

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  • Oh, my little burrito!
  • That is crazy!
  • No, no, no, a thousand no’s
  • Oui.
  • Good luck tomorrow, Dusty. I'm so proud to compete with you.
  • Good on you, Dusty!

Bulldog

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  • I don't cry, I'm British! Thanks, matey.
  • Good show, Dusty!
  • Well, let me tell you! In fact, why don't I tell you about all my racing secrets!
  • Thanks for your help, matey! Oh, I couldn't do it without you! YOU saved me! What did I tell you, boy? Every plane for himself, especially, right?
  • But this is a competition, and now you're dead last, and I owe you my life.

Ishani

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  • Most people call me just Ishani.
  • It's very nice to meet you, quite clean, Dusty. [laughs]
  • Have you ever been to the Taj Mahal?
  • I wanted to compliment on your success, Dusty. You're doing well for your first race.
  • Oh, I intend to, but with my old propeller. This one didn't really suit me, but I think you will have better luck with it.

Bravo, Echo and other WWII planes

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  • Unknown rider, unknown rider, you have entered restricted airspace. Why haven't you responded to radio contact?
  • Let's line you up for the barricade. All you gonna do is throttle on back, call the ball and hopefully end up in the spaghetti.
  • That's the "Jolly Wrenches Wall Of Fame". Every flyer, every mission.
  • What's taking this guy so long? Is he really as good as he says he is? No, better.
  • But Hawaii is 375 miles southwest of here. Listen, Crophopper. Better follow us to the boat. No bingo fields around here.

Franz Flieghosen

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  • But I am what you call a Flugzeugauto, one of only six flying cars ever built!
  • My name is Franz, and I am a huge fan. Oh, no, no, no, just me and I would say thank you for respecting all us little planes.
  • Wünderbar, Dusty.
  • I am Von Flieghosen.
  • (Singing) If a floating plane can float in the sea, and a postal truck can plow the snow, then a crop duster can race.
  • We came to watch you win the race. You are an inspiration to all of us.

Brent Mustangburger

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  • Race fans! It's that time of year again! Welcome to the wings around the globe!
  • Hello, I'm Brent Mustangburger, and this is the flagship event of the fastest sport, where only the best of the best compete. Each leg brings a new challenge testing agility, navigation and endurance, but when it's all said and done, speed is the name of the game. Our very own Colin Cowling is standing by live in JFK Airport with the best seat in the house. How's the view, big guy?
  • 136 nations compete, 21 planes selected. Folks, a step under this field is a step into history.
  • Flying low and quick, Dusty Crophopper is managing to hold on to the top spot. But current reigning champ, Ripslinger, is just seconds behind him.
  • 7 legs over 31,000 kilometers, the world's highest mountains and the deepest oceans all stand before them, just waiting to be conquered by the right competitor.

Roper

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  • Will you stop? Unbelievable! Why don't you just go back? I mean, I think you actually missed a pothole! [coughs]
  • Oh man! That's nasty.
  • Coming out of the Cuban 8 at the end of a fantastic run, people.
  • And he's through the Start Gate. The racers must pass through the blue pylons on the horizontal and around the red pylons on the Knife Edge. Now he's coming back to Gate 3. Nicely done, my man. Setting himself up, a little high through the blue pylons there. Lining up for the Quadro. He's taking a hard right with a 279-degree high-G turn. Oh yeah! Back all the way around. Whoo! Cleanly through. Ha, look at you, man! All right. Good speed. Lining up for the 3-pylon chicane, amazing pitch control. Smooth! Fast! Clean! He's going into the final turn, into the half Cuban 8, pulling an aggressive 9.2 Gs. Attacking the climb! Wow! Now that's some speed.
  • It's going to be a tall order for him to knock Fonzarelli out of fifth place. And he's off! Well, he's starting a little conservatively. 193 miles per hour. He's into Gate 2, clean through the horizontal. What? He's practically mowing the lawn! Come to my house, man. Okay. At the first split, he's a full second behind Fonzarelli. Yo, that's a lot of time to make up, but this guy's aggressive. Now he's making that hard 270-degree high G turn! Setting himself up. Left vertical turn. Lining up for the 3-pylon chicane. He's gaining speed. Now, he's only half a second behind Fonzarelli. And he is closing rapidly. Now he's back on that stick. Up he goes. Up and away! Now only 2-10s of a second behind Fonzarelli! Oh, it's going to be close. Oh yes! What a finish! Now, that's what you call flying!

Colin Cowling

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  • Brent, the scene below me is absolutely electric. As you know, we had racers from all over the world, but the real story is who's coming in second: the three-time defending champ Ripslinger, who is seeking to become the first four-time winner in the Wings Around The Globe. The racers are making their way to the start.
  • And for the first time, we have a crop duster in the race.
  • With another win for Ripslinger seeming inevitable - wait a second, it's Dusty Crophopper!
  • But the real story, Brent, is Dusty Crophopper, passing one flyer to another!
  • Brent, this could be Crophopper's leg all the way. The racers will have to fly under a hard ceiling of a thousand feet, stay under the clouds and the hill.

Additional voices

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  • He's back!
  • That is one of life's great questions.
  • Nothing yet.
  • It is our honour to fly beside you.
  • Look, Skipper. Emery ship 2 o'clock low 2 miles. Easy pickings, what do you say?

Dialogue

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Dusty: Why hello ladies! YOU READY TO LOSE?
Aircraft Plane 2: Last one to the water tower buys a round of fuel.
Dusty: Tell you what, I'll give you guys a head start! You're gonna need it!
Aircraft Plane 1: Later, loser.
Dusty: One one thousand, two one thousand. Oh, that's enough.
Dusty: [to the two Aircraft planes] See you, suckers! Eat my...
Leadbottom: Dusty! [coughs] Pay attention, you're daydreaming again.
Dusty: Me? No, no, no! No. Okay, yes. But, you know, come on, Leadbottom. Really? How hard is this? Fly straight, turn around, fly straight.
Announcer: The number one crash of all time. [boom]
Chug: Oh man.
Unknown Plane: I'm okay. [explosion]
Announcer: Ooh, that's gonna hurt.
El Chupacabra: Excuse me, how much does a snowplow weigh?
Rochelle: I do not know.
El Chupacabra: Enough to break the ice. I am El Chupacabra.
Rochelle: Ah, you're the snow plow, right?
El Chupacabra: You could say that. Yes.
Rochelle: And I am the ice?
El Chupacabra: Yes.
Rochelle: Cold, frozen and lifeless.
El Chupacabra: No I... it sounds better in spanish. Ha!
Rochelle: Why don't you go plow yourself, El Chu-toy. [Rochelle walks away]
El Chupacabra: [propellor spins sideways and stops] She is like an angel.
Chug: (on radio) This is Propwash Junction to Dusty Crophopper.
Dusty: [turns the mic on] I read you, Chug.
Chug: So, what's it like racing with the big dogs, Duster?
Dusty: Well, our wings froze solid. We had icicles hanging off our wings, and I nearly smashed into a 10 storey iceberg.
Chug: Awesome!
Dusty: Yeah "Awesome" is not quite the word that I would use to describe a gruesome near-death experience.
Chug: You hang in there, buddy. There's nothing better than dying while doing what you love most.
Dottie: [sighs] That's gonna make him feel a lot better.
Skipper: Dusty, just like when the Jolly Wrenches were up in the allusion, the air down close to the seas has more moisture, which is why you took on ice. You gotta try to fly higher.
Dusty: Great.
Skipper: The good news is, tomorrow's leg goes through the Bavarian obstacle course. It's all about agility, so it's your chance to move up. And remember, it's not speed that wins races; it's skills.
Dusty: Uh... [echoing] Hello? [pauses for five seconds] Is this where I'm supposed to be?
Nepalese Forklift: That is one of life's great questions.
Dusty: [gasps] I'm dead!
Nepalese Forklift: Mr. Crophopper, welcome to Nepal.
Dusty: I don't understand; have the others left already?
Nepalese Forklift: Actually, no one else is here yet. You're in first place.
Dusty: [Astonished] Really?
[cuts to the other racers having just arrived and landed in Nepal]
Ripslinger: [about Dusty] He flew through a what?
Bulldog: A tunnel.
Rochelle: That is crazy!
El Chupacabra: Si, crazy like a Firefox.
[indistinctive chatter]
Nepalese Forklift: Dusty, how does it feel to be in first place?
Dusty: It feels great. But more than anything, I'm just glad I fit through that tunnel. Guys, I gotta tell you, if you're ever in a tight squeeze, just... [spots Ishani in the distance with a new propeller] excuse me, guys.
[walks over to Ishani]
Dusty: Crazy day today, huh?
Ishani: [gasps] Oh yeah, a very exciting win for you today. [chuckles nervously] Quite a risk you took.
Dusty: Yeah, yeah. Hey, you're propellor, is it new?
Ishani: Oh, I suppose it is.
Dusty: Sky Slicer Mark 5, right? Aren't those made exclusively by Ripslinger's race team?
Ishani: Are they?
Dusty: Yeah, yeah they are.
Ishani: [guilty] Dusty...
Dusty: You set me up!
Ishani: Look, I didn't ever want to hurt you.
Dusty: Why?
Ishani: It's complicated, okay!
Dusty: You could have gotten me killed out there today!
Ishani: I really thought that you'd just turn around.
Dusty: Well, you were wrong, and I was wrong about you. [Dusty walks away from Ishani after scolding her; to Ripslinger] Oh hey Rip, Thanks for first place.
[Ripslinger growls frustratingly]
[Radio chatter in Spanish]
[A forklift is seen on a helicopter, guiding it as it lifts Dusty out of the ocean]
[paparazzi clamoring; Chug, Dottie, El Chupacabra, sadly watch the helicopter lower an injured and unconscious Dusty to the ground, once Dusty safely touches the ground, Chug, Dottie, El Chupacabra, Skipper and three members of the paparazzi rush towards him feeling sorry for him]
Dottie: Dusty!
El Chupacabra: Mi amigo!
Skipper: Quick, to the hangar!
[Plane transitions to the hangar room where Dusty has just woken up]
Dottie: [looking at Dusty’s X-rays] Broken wing ribs, twisted gear, bent prop, and your main spar is cracked... bad. It's over.
Dusty: [Turns towards Skipper] One mission... So much for "Volo Pro Veritas". (It's like you told me, you clearly don't fly for truth, do you? So, what really happened?)
[Silence]
Skipper: Can we get a minute alone, please? [Chug, Dottie and El Chupacabra leave the room] You too Sparky. [Sparky also leaves] My first patrol as a jolly wrench was at Glendal Canal. My squadron were all rookies, all razor sharp. I should know I trained every single one of them. It was supposed to be a routine patrol, a milk run.
Jigsaw 2: Look, Skipper, Japanese ship 2:00 low, 2 miles. Easy pickings, what do you say?
Skipper (Flashback): Negative, Jigsaw 2. Our orders are to recon and report back.
Jigsaw 2: Come on, Skipper, it will be a turkey shoot.
Jigsaw 5: Let's do it, Skipper!
Jigsaw 17: Yeah, come on!
Skipper (Flashback): All right. Let's go in for a closer look, but keep your distance.
Jigsaw 3: Holy Cow! It's the whole Japanese Fleet!
Skipper: It was too late to pull up!
Jigsaw 3: Get outta there, Lucas!
[Jigsaw 15 gets shot, even more of the jigsaws get shot and crash into the ocean]
[Skipper gets shot as well and crashes into the ocean, screen cuts to black, then he is seen in a harness getting lifted out of the ocean all injured and unconscious, once on the ship's deck, Sparky is seen wearing a Swiss helmet feeling sorry for him]
Skipper: My whole squadron. [flashback ends] Under my command. After that, I just couldn't bring myself to fly again. Let me ask you something, Dusty. If you knew the truth about my past, would you have asked me to train you?
Dusty: [softly] No.
[Dusty then walks away limping]
Skipper: [to Dusty] I'm sorry, Dusty...

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