Plants vs. Zombies

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Leave your front door open and your lawn unguarded

Plants vs. Zombies is a tower defense video game developed and originally published by PopCap Games for Microsoft Windows and OS X. The game involves a homeowner using a variety of different plants to prevent an army of zombies from entering their house and "eating their brains".

Quotes[edit]

  • THE ZOMBIES ATE YOUR BRAINS!

Almanac[edit]

What are you gonna do with this taco?

Keep on collecting those trophies!

You found a plant for your Zen Garden!

[Dolphin Rider's profile] The dolphin is also a zombie.

[Jack-in-the-Box Zombie's profile] He's not shivering because he's cold, he's shivering because he's crazy.

Sunflower[edit]

I'm just a Sunflower, but see me power an entire infantry. You like the taste of brains, we don't like Zombies.
  • Sunflower.
    One, two, three.
    [Singing] There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!) There's a zombie on your lawn, we don't want Zombies on our lawn (Yeah!)
    I know your type: Tall, dark, and dead.
    You wanna bite all the petals off of my head, and the then eat the brains of the ones who planted me here. [The message "THE ZOMBIES ATE YOU BRAIN" appears]
    I'm just a Sunflower, but see me power an entire infantry. You like the taste of brains, we don't like Zombies.
    [Zombies Speak] There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!)
    There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!)
    Maybe it's time to reevaluate. I know you have a lot of food on you plate.
    Brains are quite rich in cholesterol.
    You're dead, so if it doesn't matter, instead we'll use the solar power.
    To make a lawn defense at any hour.
    [Zombies Speak]
    There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn (Yeah!) There's a zombie on your lawn, here's a zombie on your lawn. [Sunflower winks]

Crazy Dave[edit]

  • Funny thing about zombie process, is that it sometimes make 'em come out very small.
    Very small, and very mean! Defend your shins! [Our view turns our attention to the Zombies, which are abnormally small.]
  • Sometimes, people used to call me fog man.
    Because I be in the fog and jump at people.
    Ah, those were the days.
  • [After presenting the Zen Garden] I must warn you...
    You're gonna hate this next level.
    Why? 'Cause it's non stop bungee-zombie after bungee-zombie.
    I hate those cofounded bungee-zombies.
    Hate them.
    Hate them with passion.
    And a vengeance.
    A-whoop-a-dee-doo, here come those idiots now [we notice 3 bungee-zombies, meaning there's going to be a lot of them]

Zombie Note[edit]

  • [Player completes Level 4-9, finds note and opens it] This iz your muther. Please come over to my house for some "Meatloaf"
    Leave your front door open and your lawn unguarded
    Sincerely,
    MOM (not the zombies)
  • "[Player completes Level 3-9, finds note and opens it]" Hello, we herd you were having a pool party. We think that wood be fun. We'll be rite over.

Dialogue[edit]

Crazy Dave: Oh, uh. Get ready...
This is gonna be a heckuva fight.
Listen, though, I know what his weakness is.
You gotta... Kick him in the pancreas!
Oh, no. That was another guy.
You gotta... Kick him in the... Um...
[This part of the quote varies from platform] Well, you gotta click up, up, down, down, left, right.
Er...
Wait, I remember! It's...
Bungee Zombie: Yee-Hah! [Zombie grabs Dave and pulls him out of view. 'He' arrives.]

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