Quack Pack
Quack Pack (1996) is an American animated sitcom produced by Disney Television Animation as part of The Disney Afternoon, featuring Donald Duck and his teenage nephews.
Episodes
[edit]The Really Mighty Ducks
[edit]- [The teenage Duck nephews are in their room, filled with many comic books]
- Huey: So many comic books.
- Dewey: So little time.
- Louie: You guys ever think maybe we should quit reading all these comics and do something?
- Huey: Someone's been reading self help books again.
- Dewey: Pitiful.
- Donald: [enters their room] Hiya, boys! [trips on a skateboard and lands in a pile of clothes and comics] Yuck! [a pizza slice lands on top of his head; looks around] What a mess! You boys should be ashamed.
- Louie: Ashamed? About what?
- Donald: This room! I want it spotless!
- Dewey: Spotless?!
- Louie: You mean you want us to clean?
- Donald: Clean this room, or else! [leaves]
- Huey: Clean our room? The nerve of some people.
- Dewey: We're much too busy.
- Louie: We've got a million things to do.
- [Later…]
- Duck nephews: We got nothing to do.
- [After Ludwig's superhero machine gives the teenage Duck triplets superpowers…]
- Ludwig: [opens the door and Dewey steps out, with an incredibly huge head] Why, Dewey! That's one fantastic makeover you did there!
- Dewey: Call me Brain Boy! Now witness the amazing psychokinetic powers of my super brain! [uses his powers to make a steel post-shaped puppy] See how my indomitable brain beak twists this dirty steel post… into a festive puppy! My brother Louis, I presume?
- Louie: [steps out of the machine with an incredibly muscular body] Call me Captain Muscle! Behold my super stupendous strength! [lifts up the superhero machine with his finger, to Ludwig's amazement, and sets it back down]
- [Huey is the last to come out of the machine, with incredible speed]
- Dewey: Tis, our other sibling, Hubert. But wait, he appears unchanged saved for his apparel.
- Louie: You're right. Tell us, Super H. What powers did you get?
- Huey: [dashes away and back with a kangaroo; in Australian accent] G'day, mates.
- Louie: It made him Australian?
- Dewey: No, it made him super fast… extreme.
- Huey: Call me the Really Incredibly Fast Guy… uh, until I can think of something better.
- Louie: Nice digs.
- Dewey: We even have our own narrator.
- Timmy: [sobbing] My kite!
- Dewey: What's the matter, little Timmy Miller of 1804 1/2 Farnam Street?
- Timmy: [points up to his kite that's stuck in a tree] My kite!
- Dewey: Cease your ocular discharge. [wipes Timmy's teary eyes with his cape] I shall amend the situation with my magnifu-caltractonious mind.
- Timmy: [confused] Is that a word?
- Dewey: It is now.
- T-Squad: [reading the note] "Clean your room or else! Love and kisses- Your uncle, the Duck of Doom."
- Huey: Of course you know what this means.
- Louie: We're not gonna make it to the superhero debutante ball?
- Huey: No! The T-Squad must stand firm! This "Duck of Doom" will not force us to clean our room! Hey, that rhymes.
- T-Squad: T-Squad, HO!
- Dewey: Let's see. How shall I reply to this with a proper verb in panache? Ah! "No way, Jose!" [sticks the note on the plane]
- Louie: Return to sender!
- Donald: Yoo-hoo, T-Squad! Look what I've done!
- Huey: So you tied up the freeway, drained a lake, and put funny glasses on Mount Rushmore? Big deal.
- Donald: [offended] Big deal?!
- Huey: The T-Squad can't be bothered by such, uh… frivolities, especially when we have to deal with real disasters.
- Louie: [shivering] The North Pole? Couldn't we hide out somewhere nice like the Bahamas?
- Huey: Well, it might be a little frosty, but at least we're safe until we can come up with a plan.
Island of the Not-So-Nice
[edit]- Dewey: What was that anyway? Some kind of mutant prehistoric pigeon?
Leader of the Quack
[edit]All Hands on Duck
[edit]Pride Goeth Before the Fall Guy
[edit]Need 4 Speed
[edit]The Germinator
[edit]The Late Donald Duck
[edit]Tasty Paste
[edit]Phoniest Home Videos
[edit]Return of the T-Squad
[edit]- Louie: Last time we became superheroes, the whole universe got destroyed!
- Huey: What did you do?
- Dewey: I found out what it's like…to be a woman.
- [Huey quickly moves away from him after to have shockingly heard that]
Koi Story
[edit]Ready, Aim... Duck!
[edit]Pardon My Molecules
[edit]- Huey: I'll show you how to get even!
- Dewey: Me?! You started it!
- Huey: You started it!
Unusual Suspects
[edit]Ducklaration of Independence
[edit]Can't Take a Yolk
[edit]Heavy Dental
[edit]- Huey: So what?! Look at me! I can't enter the Mr. Cool Teen contest like this! I can't even go out in public! My life is officially over!
Duck Quake
[edit]Long Arm of the Claw
[edit]Shrunken Heroes
[edit]Snow Place to Hide
[edit]Huey Duck, P.I.
[edit]- Huey: Ready to give up, lady?
Take My Duck, Please
[edit]Ducks by Nature
[edit]Recipe for Adventure
[edit]The Boy Who Cried Ghost
[edit]- Donald: [grabs Dewey by the beak] Dewey! Oh, why'd you… [squawks furiously]
- Louie: [angrily] We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and it's all your fault!
I.O.U. a U.F.O.
[edit]- Huey: U.F.O. almost lands on your head and you want proof?!
- Louie: You're the one who believes this stuff!
- Daisy: What's on your mind, Dewey?
- Dewey: [disappointed] Doesn't matter if you're from Earth, Mars, or Planet Glum. You gotta build space ships out of something. Metal, wood, solidified nose hairs, I don't know, but something solid! And these aren't. Oh, man, whatever.
- Dewey: A projector? It's a projector?! [angrily] I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!
Gator Aid
[edit]None Like it Hot
[edit]Ducky Dearest
[edit]Transmission: Impossible
[edit]Nosy Neighbors
[edit]Hit the Road, Backwater Jack
[edit]Cat & Louse
[edit]Hero Today, Don Tomorrow
[edit]Captain Donald
[edit]Stunt Double or Nothing
[edit]Feats of Clay
[edit]Cast
[edit]- Jeannie Elias — Huey Duck
- Pamela Segall Adlon — Dewey Duck
- E.G. Daily — Louie Duck
- Tony Anselmo — Donald Duck
- Kath Soucie - Daisy Duck