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The Bag or the Bat [1.01]
- Ray Donovan: Do you think you're the first person I've dealt who woke up with a dead body... ?
The Golem [1.05]
- Ray Donovan: I'm not the kind of guy you fire.
Uber Ray [2.02]
- [after slapping Ray in order to make him stop]
- Abby Donovan: I can't keep doing this. I feel raped.
- Ray Donovan: Raped? You fucking kidding me?
- Abby Donovan: I talked to Dr. Finkel about it. Do you even know how rough you are? My pussy hurts. I can barely walk some days.
Handshake Deal [3.05]
- Conor Donovan: She walked in on me at a bad time.
- Mickey Donovan: Bad time? Were you jerking off?
- Conor Donovan: [nod]
- Mickey Donovan: Conor, if God didn't want us to jerk off, he would've given us shorter arms. It's natural.
- Conor Donovan: Thanks, Grandpa.
If I Should Fall from Grace with God [5.07]
- Duquesne Baker: What are you in for?
- Bunchy: Quadruple homicide.
- Duquesne Baker: Holy fuck... El Trebol. I like you... Call you E.T. for short.
- County Officer: Brendan Donovan.
- Bunchy: Yeah?
- County Officer: You're out.
- Bunchy: What?
- County Officer: Let's go.
- Duquesne Baker: That's a hell of a lawyer.
An Irish Lullaby [7.05]
- Ray Donovan: Oh, Jesus Christ. You're out of food
- Terry Donovan: I'm fine.
- Ray Donovan: No, you're not fine, Terry.
- Terry Donovan: Am I out of beer?
- Ray Donovan: No, you got three beers.
- Terry Donovan: Then I'm fine.