Ray Donovan

Ray Donovan (2013–2020) is a crime drama series on Showtime, about a "fixer" for Los Angeles' celebrities who finds himself facing his own personal problems when his father returns from jail.

Season 1

The Bag or the Bat [1.01]

Ray Donovan: Do you think you're the first person I've dealt who woke up with a dead body... ?

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The Golem [1.05]

Ray Donovan: I'm not the kind of guy you fire.

Season 2

Uber Ray [2.02]

[after slapping Ray in order to make him stop]

Abby Donovan: I can't keep doing this. I feel raped.

Ray Donovan: Raped? You fucking kidding me?

Abby Donovan: I talked to Dr. Finkel about it. Do you even know how rough you are? My pussy hurts. I can barely walk some days.

Season 3

Handshake Deal [3.05]

Conor Donovan: She walked in on me at a bad time.

Mickey Donovan: Bad time? Were you jerking off?

Conor Donovan: [nod]

Mickey Donovan: Conor, if God didn't want us to jerk off, he would've given us shorter arms. It's natural.

Conor Donovan: Thanks, Grandpa.

Season 5

If I Should Fall from Grace with God [5.07]

Duquesne Baker: What are you in for?

Bunchy: Quadruple homicide.

Duquesne Baker: Holy fuck... El Trebol. I like you... Call you E.T. for short.

County Officer: Brendan Donovan.

Bunchy: Yeah?

County Officer: You're out.

Bunchy: What?

County Officer: Let's go.

Duquesne Baker: That's a hell of a lawyer.

Season 7

An Irish Lullaby [7.05]

Ray Donovan: Oh, Jesus Christ. You're out of food

Terry Donovan: I'm fine.

Ray Donovan: No, you're not fine, Terry.

Terry Donovan: Am I out of beer?

Ray Donovan: No, you got three beers.

Terry Donovan: Then I'm fine.

External links

• Ray Donovan quotes at the Internet Movie Database