Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc
Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc is a 2003 sequel to Rayman 2: The Great Escape. Andre, a Black Lum converts the Red Lums into Hoodlums and it's up to Rayman to stop them.
Andre
[edit]- Run, Rayman, run!
- Globox! Stop eating your boogers!
- Get me a drink or I start nibbling his arteries!
- Globox, someday I'll have you over for dinner. Or, maybe, I'll just have you for dinner!
Count Razoff
[edit]- [as Rayman enters his mansion] Unlucky and unwise is he who risks entering my domain! [grabs his gun] Let's give him a warm welcome!
- You will be perfect in my living room... STUFFED AND MOUNTED ON MY WALL!!!!
- I've tamed more ferocious beasts than you!
- The faster you run, the faster you die!
- Move over, Buffalo Bill! Here comes Cannonball Bill!
Hostess of Hoodlum Headquarters
[edit]- [over intercom] Good day! You are entering the headquarters of the Black Lums. Exterior temperature: minus 61 degrees. Interior temperature: 98.6 degrees and rising!
- Please present yourself at the welcome desk.
- You are now entering the warehouse. It is here that our elite troops test their weapons with rigour and patience.
- Air traffic control has reported that the Leptys is now in view!
- Warning! A moth invasion has just been detected in the ventilation system.
- Will the incredible glute please report to the welcome desk? Will the incredible glute please report to the welcome desk?
- The visit is about to begin!
- Attention Hoodlums! André, our beloved Master is not pleased! Rayman is still alive. As long as you don't know how to shoot, you will remain locked in the firing range. Now, practise, practise, practise!
- You have entered into the foundry, the Black Lums' hotspot!
- Air traffic control has announced that the Leptys is about to land on the Tower summit.
- Due to the extreme sensitivity of the God, we kindly ask you not to drink in his presence, and to avoid verifying the room temperature."
- You are currently in the hall of the Horrible Machine. And this is where...
Knaaren
[edit]- Spit in his eye!
- Stick bamboo under his nails.
- Tear off his flesh!
- Make him write bad checks.
- Crush his bones.
- Skin him.
- Let him run. Meat better with salt.
- Brain, fresh brain.
- Hey, does anybody have any cough syrup?
Reflux
[edit]- [Rayman is cornered by two Knaaren when Reflux shoves them aside] Gah, step aside! He's mine!
- You seem quite clever, stranger. That's good! I like clever people, their brains are tastier! [Steps toward Rayman] Let's see how you handle yourself... in the arena!
Tortoises
[edit]- Ooh! The young people today...
- In my days this kind of nonsense was not allowed!
- Oh! My dentures! I've lost my dentures!
- Help! Police!
- You rat, little whippersnapper!
- No respect! No respect!
- Ooh! My heart! Ow. Oh... my bladder!
- You haven't heard the last of me, young man!
- Ooh! My pills! Hurry!
- Ah! If I was three-hundred years younger!
- Disgraceful!
- Ah! Your parents should have put you in military school!
- You need a caning!
Dialogue
[edit]- Murfy: [to Rayman] The manual. It's all in here. It will read the story to find your way out. "Once upon a time, there were Lums." Harmony, love, peace. Boring! "Suddenly, a Black Lum transforms the Red Lums into Hoodlums. The world is in grave danger." Oh, here we go. Here we go. It says here that Globox took off with your hands.
- Rayman: Knowing what a scaredy-cat he is, he's probably hiding someplace.
- Murfy: It's not gonna be easy when you get your hands on 'em. Hands. No pun intended. [slaps Rayman on the back, while Rayman is unamused by his joke]
- [Rayman falls into Begoniax's outhouse]
- Begoniax: [bursts out of the outhouse] YOU LITTLE PEEPING TOM!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!! I'm gonna kill you...
- Rayman: I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
- Begoniax: I don't wanna hear about it! Go take your filthiness somewhere else! I hate this guy! I hate him! I hate him!
- Gonzo: Ah, Globox-san. Very tense. Luckily, I know how to drive out the negative energy. [Takes out an acupuncture pin and pokes Globox's head, making a sitar nose]
- Andre: No! I'm not coming out! I'm not in the habit of obeying orders!
- Knaaren #1: My dad is stronger than your dad!
- Knaaren #2: No way! My dad's stronger than your dad! I heard his friends say that he can even pick up a dog!
- Knaaren #3: Agh! Would you guys please stop talking about your dads?!
- Knaaren #1: Hey, hey, hey guys! I mean, don't you feel guilty about getting up on a guy when he's all alone?
- Knaaren #2: No. Why? Do you?
- Knaaren #1: No, no! No, no, no, no, no! Of course not! What was I thinking? [laughs]
- Knaaren #1: Since Sally died, I feel so alone. No one to hold in my arms, no one to love.
- Knaaren #2: Come on! Turn that frown upside down! I'm sure that you could find another rat.
- Knaaren #1: Hey, are you going to the gong party on Saturday?
- Knaaren #2: I'd love to! But I doubt my dad will let me go out. He's been in a bad mood lately.
- Andre: Wow, Reflux! You are so big and strong!
- Reflux: YES, ANDY.
- Andre: With the power of the Leptys, I will have enough energy to reproduce infinitely! Hahahaha!
- Reflux: YES, ANDY.
- Andre: "Yes, Andy. Yes, Andy." Can't you say anything else?
- Reflux: NO, ANDY.
- Andre: I told you I'd serve you Rayman on a platter. Bon appétit! Ahahahahahaha!
- Reflux: THANKS, ANDY.
Voice Cast
[edit]- David Gasman as Rayman
- John Leguizamo as Globox
- Ken Starcevic as Andre
- Billy West as Murfy