Red Symons (born 13 June 1949) is an Australian musician, writer, and radio host, probably best known as the snide judge of "Red Faces", of the long-running Hey Hey It's Saturday variety television show.
- They say familiarity breeds contempt but I hardly know you.
- Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.
- Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
- No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Laughter is the only tranquillizer with no side effects.
- Friends are the family you can pick.
- The best way to save money is not to lose it.