Road to Rio

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Road to Rio is a 1947 film about two vaudevillians who stow away on a Brazilian-bound ocean liner and foil a plot by a hypnotist to marry off her niece.

Directed by Norman Z. McLeod. Written by Jack Rose.
Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio!  (taglines)

Hot Lips Barton[edit]

  • [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help! [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.
  • [Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun?
  • Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!
  • [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!


Scat Sweeney: Swine!
Hot Lips Barton: Pig!
Scat Sweeney: That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton: All right. Ham!

Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton: Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?

Scat Sweeney: Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton: No, a clean one!

Cardoso: You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton: Who wants to work? We're musicians!


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