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- When suave politeness, temp'ring bigot zeal
Corrected I believe to One does feel.
- "Absolute and Abitofhell", Oxford Magazine, October 1913
- There once was a man who said: "God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad."
- Dear Sir,
- Your astonishment's odd:
- I am always about in the Quad.
- And that's why the tree
- Will continue to be,
- Since observed by
- Yours faithfully,
- Elizabeth Knowles, ed (23 August 2007). Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations. Oxford, UK: Oxford University Press. p. 184. ISBN 978-0-19-920895-1. Retrieved on 20 November 2018.
- Although this reply is anonymous, it is usually also attributed to Knox. (See, for example, a Guardian editorial for 3 September 2010.) Given the supposedly divine provenance of the limerick, the lack of a human author would appear to be part of the joke.
- Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
- Essays in Satire, Introduction (1928)
- It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil, when he is the only explanation of it.
- Let Dons Delight (1939), Chapter 8
- The prevailing attitude of the speakers was one of heavy disagreement with a number of things which the reader had not said.
- Let Dons Delight (1939), Note on Chapter 8
- Describing a discussion following the presentation of a paper at a student society.
- Only those of us, I think, who were born under Queen Victoria know what it feels like to assume, without questioning, that England is permanently top nation, that foreigners do not matter, and that if the worst comes to the worst, Lord Salisbury will send a gunboat.
- God and the Atom (1945). London: Sheed & Ward, pp. 53–54
- I suppose there has been no subtler attack upon the Christian faith devised by its enemies in these last hundred years than the attack made in the name of "comparative religion". If you pick up a book on "Atonement", and plough your way through ideas of atonement among primitive tribes, pagan ideas of atonement, Jewish ideas of atonement, Christian ideas of atonement, you will find by the end of it that atonement, for the author's mind, has ceased to have any meaning. And he has been successful, in so far as he has managed to infect your mind with the wooliness which is the leading characteristic of his own. Comparative religion is an admirable recipe for making people comparatively religious.
- The Hidden Stream (1952). London: Burns Oates, p. 105
- Often misquoted as "The study of comparative religions is the best way to become comparatively religious."
- It doesn't do to say that heresy produces the development of doctrine, because that annoys the theologians. But it is true to say that as a matter of history the development of doctrine has been largely a reaction on the Church's part to the attacks of heresy.
- The Hidden Stream (1952). London: Burns Oates, p. 139.
- All these riches, then, of her theology the Church has acquired, one might almost say, like the British Empire, in a fit of absence of mind. She was so busy scrapping with the heretics that she wasn't conscious of saying anything she hadn't always said; and yet, when she had time to sit down and look about her, she found it took ten minutes to sing the Credo instead of three.
- The Hidden Stream (1952). London: Burns Oates, p. 142.
- Knox alludes to John Robert Seeley's much-quoted statement in The Expansion of England (1883) that "we seem, as it were, to have conquered half the world in a fit of absence of mind".
- If you have a sloppy religion you get a sloppy atheism.
- Quoted in Penelope Fitzgerald, The Knox Brothers (1977), Ch. IV
- He who travels in the Barque of Peter had better not look too closely into the engine room.
- Reply when asked why he did not visit Rome, quoted in Penelope Fitzgerald, The Knox Brothers (1977)