Saints Row 2

Saints Row 2 is an action-adventure video game set in an open world environment. It is developed by Volition, Inc. and published by THQ for Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows.

Dialogue

The Boss: That's sweet, Donnie. I missed you, too.

Donnie: Oh, shit!

The Boss: [Annoyed] You haven't seen me since your boss shot me and stuffed me in the trunk of a car, and the best you can say is "Oh, shit!"?

Donnie: You're supposed to be dead!

The Boss: That'll work. Now walk to the car.

Donnie: How did you know I'd be here?

The Boss: You're predictable.

Donnie: What do you want with me?

The Boss: You're gonna do some pro bono mechanic work.

Donnie: What do you mean, "pro bono" work?

The Boss: [Shoves Donnie's head against the car roof] I'm through answering questions. Now get in the fucking car.

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Jessica: Babe, just let it go.

Maero: Who the fuck do the Saints think they are turning me down?!

Jessica: Sweetie, it's not a big deal, just kill 'em. Hey, Donnie! Where've you-

Donnie: Maero, I'm so sorry!

Maero: What'd you do, Donnie?

Donnie: It's the Saints! They-

Maero: [Sternly] What did you do, Donnie?

Donnie: They made me rig up some of our boys' trucks and-

Maero: AND YOU DID IT?!

Donnie: I didn't have a ch-

[Maero grabs Donnie by the neck and lifts him up in the air.]

Maero: You had a choice, Donnie. You chose your life over the rest of us!

Donnie: I had a gun to my head, man! What was I supposed to do?!

Maero: Have a spine.

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Maero: They hit my boys when they were on the prison bus!

Dane Vogel: Between your girlfriend and your gang, I'd say you're a magnet for tragedy, Maero.

Maero: You think this is fucking funny?!

Dane Vogel: No. But I do think it's your problem.

Maero: [Angrily slams his hands on Vogel's desk] MY problems are YOUR problems. Or do you need some fresh air to remind you?

Dane Vogel: No, my problem is that I have a sideshow freak messing up my paperwork. Your problem is that you have a team of security guards with assault rifles pointed at your back.

[Ultor Corporation Masako Team security guards move into view; they look identical to a SWAT team.]

Maero: Your security guards look like a private army.

Dane Vogel: Call them what you want; the point is, they have big guns. I'm sorry you couldn't protect your friends, I really am, but Ultor's done doing you favors. Come back here again, and I'll have you shot on sight.

Maero: Go fuck yourself, Vogel.

Dane Vogel: I've enjoyed our time together too, but I think it's about time we moved on. Gentlemen, would you please show our guest out?

[The Ultor security team leader gestures for Maero to leave; seeing he is heavily outgunned, Maero reluctantly starts to walk out.]

Dane Vogel: Oh, Maero! I almost forgot. I had some of my men seize the arms shipment you had coming in on that freighter.

Maero: What did you say?

Dane Vogel: Ultor has already appropriated the boat carrying your goods. It seemed only fair we should be compensated for letting your boys out of jail. You can go now.

Maero: That boat is never gonna make it to shore.

Dane Vogel: [Waving dismissively] Goodbye, Maero...

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[After Shogo Akuji tries to kill Johnny Gat at Aisha's funeral for humiliating his family once again, Shogo is lying against a headstone. Johnny is furious and speaks in a low, deadly voice.]

Johnny Gat: Get up.

[Shogo rises and raises his fists to fight Johnny; Johnny easily beats him and punches him down hard.]

Johnny Gat: Get up.

[Again Shogo tries to rise, and again Johnny punches him, harder.]

Shogo Akuji: Please, stop...

Johnny Gat: Not so fun when you're fighting someone who isn't tied to a chair, is it?

Shogo Akuji: I didn't kill her!

Johnny Gat: You ordered it. [Motions to Shogo]

[Shogo tries yet again to get up; now Johnny twists him around and breaks his leg, and punches Shogo hard enough that he falls and breaks the headstone in two]

Shogo Akuji: [Becoming desperate] I'm sorry...

Johnny Gat: [Coldly sarcastic] Well, that brings her back, doesn't it?!

[Johnny grabs Shogo and drags him to a coffin waiting to be lowered into its grave; the Boss follows]

Johnny Gat: You couldn't even let her have a burial, you fucking piece of shit!!

[Johnny angrily tips the coffin; a dead woman falls out, her eyes meeting Shogo's; Johnny throws Shogo into the coffin, slams the lid, and lowers the coffin. He picks up a shovel and begins throwing dirt into the grave; the Boss does the same.]

Shogo Akuji: [Inside the coffin] No! Kill me, dammit, but don't do this! Don't do this!