Sex Tape (film)

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Sex Tape is a 2014 comedy film starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. The film is about a married couple who accidentally synchronize a sex tape they made of themselves to several iPads and must get it back before it goes viral.

Directed by Jake Kasdan. Written Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, and Kate Angelo.
The chase to erase begins. (taglines)

Jay Hargrove[edit]

  • Nobody understands the cloud.


  • Hank: Can I get you anything? Coffee? Finger sandwiches?... Sliced pineapple?
  • Owner of YouPorn: Not Playboy! Did Hugh send you?


Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did!
Robby: That's the length of the movie "Lincoln". You did the full Lincoln.

[repeated lines]
Annie: I love fucking you.
Jay: I fucking love you.

Owner of YouPorn: See this is the thing, you put me in a position where my only options are to beat your ass or call the God damn cops.
Jay: Sir, I see where you are coming from.
Owner of YouPorn: Actually, I think we should beat their ass and call the God damn cops.
Bodyguard: I was thinking the same shit!


  • A movie about a movie they don't want you to see.
  • They did everything but delete it.
  • Their privates have just gone public.
  • The chase to erase begins.


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