Shanghai Knights

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Shanghai Knights is a 2003 action-comedy film. It is the sequel to Shanghai Noon. It was directed by David Dobkin and written by Alfred Gough and Miles Millar.


Roy: [as it starts raining] Oh, this country blows.

Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.

[cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard]

Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!

[Lin slaps Chon Wang]

Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!

Roy: Guys, do whatever you want to the kid, but that's my watch you're holding.
Fagin #1: Well, there's a load of us, and only two of you, so piss off!
Roy: Easy, fellas, you lost one war this way, don't make the same mistake twice.

[why Chon should sleep with the woman for money]

Roy: Think about your sister in London.
Chon Wang: What?

Roy: That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

Chon Wang: It's a puzzle box. I don't know how to open it.
Roy: What do you mean, you don't know how to open it? You just get a hammer and smash it open so you can see what it says.
Chon Wang: No. I must have patience. By the time I'm able to open it, I will be ready to read the message.
Roy: Oh, come on, Confucius, that's the corniest thing I've ever heard!

Roy: Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Brannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Brannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"

Roy: I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy: [in London] Hey, I'm walking here! You're driving on the wrong side of the road! Bunch of amateurs, these people don't get it!

Chong Wang: Who loves you, baby?

Roy: I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

Roy: [to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!

Chon Wang: You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Baloney!

Roy: Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!

Roy: Look at you!
Chon Wang: Look at you!
Roy: What brings you to New York?
Chon Wang: My share of the gold.
Roy: Refresh my memory. What gold are we talking about?

Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?

[to Charlie]

Roy: Boy, refill.

Chon Wang: I look like a fool.
Roy: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang: But I'm Chinese.
Roy: It's the same thing.

Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chong Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool!

Roy: And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Brannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.

Roy: I see a lot of myself in that kid. It's kinda freakin' me out.

Chon Wang: Wu Chow!
Roy: Wu who?

[after Lord Rathbone has explained his plan to become King of England]
Roy: Woah, woah, you're like twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone: [annoyed] Tenth. But I'll soon be taking care of process of elimination.
Roy: I'm guessing by your hasty retreat that you're still twentieth in line for the throne.
Rathbone: TENTH!

Roy: I'm a 30 year old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?

Chon Wang: For father.
Chon Lin: For father.
Roy: For Old Man Wang.

Roy: Hey, Chon, you're lucky I didn't invest in that ridiculous "auto-mobile" idea. Yeah, that's gonna make a lot of money.

Chon Wang: If you break her heart, I break your legs.
Roy: That's fair.


Jackie Chan Stunt Team[edit]

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