Sheep in the Big City

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Sheep in the Big City is an American animated television series which ran on the Cartoon Network from November 2000 to April 2002. It follows a sheep on the run from an evil military organization.

Season 1[edit]

In the Baa-ginning [pilot][edit]

Ben Plotz: The farm! The Idyllic home of Farmer John - a man who loves farming so much his first name is "Farmer".

Farmer John: Hands off my Sheepie!
General Specific: Dagnabbit, man! This is a matter of national security! I must have that sheep! I'm in charge of a top secret agency, you know.
Farmer John: Really? Which one?
General Specific: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Farmer John: I won't tell.
General Specific: But if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret!
Farmer John: Well, if you won't tell, then I'll take my sheep and go home.
General Specific: Ooh! I wouldn't do that if I were you! If you don't give me that sheep, my soldiers will return and destroy your farm! Destroy it!
[laughs evilly]

Be Still My Bleating Heart [1.1][edit]

Ranting Swede: It-a makes me so mad! [takes out a meatball] Why do people call these meatballs? [throws the meatball off-screen] They're not balls! [starts bouncing a basketball] A ball, you can play with! A ball is fun, and bouncy, bouncy, bouncy! [takes out the meatball again] This, it just goes to pieces if you try to hit it with a tennis racket! It doesn't even hurt if you kick it! [the meatball splatters on the floor, and he kicks it] These are meat-LUMPS! These are lumps, not balls [a beach ball appears, and he throws them off-screen] I can't understand it! [saddening up] And it's my own people doing this. I hang my head in shame.

General Specific: [over the phone]: We'll be right over!
'[doorbell rings and Lady Richington answers it]'
Lady Richington: How did you get here so fast?
General Specific: We used the plot device!
Plot Device: Hello!

Ben Plotz: Suddenly, Sheep hears a voice, a voice that will change his live forever!
Random Guy: Peanuts, get your peanuts here.
Ben Plotz: Sorry, not that one, the next one, coming up.
Lady Richington: Come along, Swanky.

General Specific: Private Public, try to find me something for these inexplicable memory lapses I've been having.
Private Public: I'll get on it, sir.
General Specific: Thank you. Oh yes, and try to find me something for these inexplicable memory lapses I've been having.
Private Public: Right away, sir.

General Specific: Private Public, I have this nefarious desire to capture that sheep, but I can't remember why.
Private Public: Maybe you should check the pilot script, sir.

To Bleat or Not to Bleat [1.2][edit]

Angry Scientist: What is it with you? Are you in the getting of the craziness thing?
General Specific: Now is not the time to discuss this, Mad Scientist.
Angry Scientist: First of all, I am not mad! I am angry! I am an angry scientist! That is what it is saying on my card of businesses!

Private Public: The men are very excited about taking a day off from sheep-capturing to play this softball game, sir.
General Specific: I'm happy to allow it, Private Public. Of course, seeing how we're members of a secret military organization, security was a priority. But I ensured that no one would know about today's game.
Private Public: Except the opposing team.
General Specific: Uh... There might be a slight change of plans, Private Public.

Belle of the Baah [1.3][edit]

[the Sultan's guards reach for the diamond to play catch]
Sultan: Wait a second! Look, I like a good game of catch as much as the next sultan, but can't you use a softball, instead of my super valuable diamond?
Tall Guard: But the diamond is so pretty.
Sultan: That's why I'd hate for something to happen to it. Come on, use a softball.
[pulls out a softball]
Short Guard: But we really, really want to use the diamond! We'll be so careful. Please?
Tall Guard: I'll be your best friend.
Sultan: Okay, but no more than five minutes. I'm timing.

Going Off the Sheep End [1.4][edit]

The Narrator: [ending the episode] Sheep is a total failure.

Can't Live Without Ewe [1.5][edit]

General Specific: [being led away by Farmer John] But I'm not a sheep! I'm just a guy in a costume!
Farmer John: A lot of sheep feel that way.

15 Muttons Of Fame [1.6][edit]

Home For The Baa-lidays [1.7][edit]

Citizens of The Big City: [singing] Clearance Day, Clearance Day! Twice the gifts for half the pay!

Agony of De-bleat [1.8][edit]

General Specific: [utterly shocked at catching Sheep] I... caught... him...

Baa-ck in Time [1.9][edit]

Angry Scientist: So, I have invented something that will guarantee be catching that sheep - a time machine.
General Specific: I already have one. See? [shows his watch] The big hand's on the 6, and the little hand's on the 2.
Angry Scientist: Not a watch, you imbeciliated general person! I am talking about a time traveling machine that is abling us to travels anywhere in time.
Private Public: If you can invent a time machine, why can't you invent a ray gun that works without a sheep?
Angry Scientist: I am an artist, okay? Did anyone be telling Picasso how to be dancing? [General Specific and Private Public look confused] Okay, painting, whatever, you are getting my pointedness.

Fleeced to Meet You [1.10][edit]

General Specific: I don't want an ex-agent,I want a current agent!
Private Public: The X is put in to indicate mysteriousness.

A Star Is Shorn [1.11][edit]

Mistaken Identi-sheep [1.12][edit]

To Sheep, Perchance to Dream [1.13][edit]

Ranting Swede: You know what really makes me mad? EVERYTHING!

Season 2[edit]

Wish You Were Shear! [2.1][edit]

Baah-Dern Times [2.2][edit]

Flock, Up in the Sky! [2.3][edit]

My, How Ewe Have Changed! [2.4][edit]

The Wool of the People [2.5][edit]

Party of the Shear! [2.6][edit]

Daddy Shear-est! [2.7][edit]

The Wool Is Not Enough! [2.8][edit]

Beauty and the Bleats! [2.9][edit]

An Officer and a Gentle-lamb! [2.10][edit]

Oh, the Ewe-manity! [2.11][edit]

Here Goes Mutton! [2.12][edit]

Baa-hind the Scenes! [2.13][edit]


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