Simon & Simon
Simon & Simon (1981–1989) is an American crime drama television series, broadcast on CBS, about two disparate brothers who operate a two-person detective agency in San Diego, California.
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Season 1
[edit]Details at Eleven [1.01]
[edit]Love, Christy [1.02]
[edit]- Cecilia Simon: Oh, hello dear. I'm Cecilia.
- Christy Huggins: Christy.
- Cecilia Simon: Are you a friend or a client?
- A.J. Simon: Friend.
- Christy Huggins: Client.
- Cecilia Simon: A.J. where are your manners? Aren't you going to offer Christy something?
- A.J. Simon: Of course. Would you like something?
- Christy Huggins: Perrier, please.
- A.J. Simon: [snaps finger] We just ran out.
- Christy Huggins: Never mind.
- Cecilia Simon: Will club soda be alright?
- Christy Huggins: It's not the same.
- Cecilia Simon: No, of course not. It just tastes the same.
Trapdoors [1.03]
[edit]A Recipe for Disaster [1.04]
[edit]The Least Dangerous Game [1.05]
[edit]The Dead Letter File [1.06]
[edit]The Hottest Ticket in Town [1.07]
[edit]Ashes to Ashes, and None Too Soon [1.08]
[edit]The Uncivil Servant [1.09]
[edit]Earth to Stacey [1.10]
[edit]Double Entry [1.11]
[edit]Matchmaker [1.12]
[edit]Tanks for the Memories [1.13]
[edit]Season 2
[edit]Emeralds Are Not a Girl's Best Friend [2.01]
[edit]- Jonathan Higgins: [entering office] And then you two came along, clearly a recipe for disaster. [reaches for phone] I'll call Magnum.
- Rick Simon: [plonks down receiver] Call collect!
- Alex Houston: [to A.J] You have just picked a very expensive way to get acquainted.
- 'Manuel: [about the emerald] You were right. She took it to the jewelry store.
- A.J. Simon: And she said we could trust her.
- Rick Simon: To be deceitful and larcenous.
Mike & Pat [2.02]
[edit]Guessing Game [2.03]
[edit]Art for Arthur's Sake [2.04]
[edit]The Ten Thousand Dollar Deductible [2.05]
[edit]Rough Rider Rides Again [2.06]
[edit]- Oldtimer in Saloon: You don't look like no coppers to me.
- A.J. Simon: Private eyes.
- Oldtimer in Saloon: I hate private eyes. You replaced all the Westerns on my TV.
Sometimes Dreams Come True [2.07]
[edit]The Last Time I Saw Michael [2.08]
[edit]Fowl Play [2.09]
[edit]Thin Air [2.10]
[edit]Murder Between the Lines [2.11]
[edit]Psyched Out [2.12]
[edit]- Girl going to class: Professor Altman is wonderful. He's really with it, if you know what I mean. Totally. He gave us a lecture on The Who.
- Rick Simon: Who?
- Girl going to class: Right.
- Rick Simon: [after impatiently waiting for his brother's arrival] You sure are slow, A.J. Guess that's why mom had you second. [Giggles]
- M.E. Jerry Reiner: [Poking and prodding Rick on the examination table] How does that feel?
- Rick Simon: How does what feel?
- M.E. Jerry Reiner: I'm not really used to talking to my patients.
- Rick Simon: [Recovered from his delusions] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm go over there and give Altman a little test of my own, a little five-finger exercise. [clenching fist] Him and Jolly Roger filling me full of joy juice!
- A.J. Simon: Well, it's nice to have him back.
Pirate's Key: Part 1 [2.13]
[edit]Pirate's Key: Part 2 [2.14]
[edit]The Club Murder Vacation [2.15]
[edit]The Club Murder Vacation [2.16]
[edit]Design for Killing [2.17]
[edit]The List [2.18]
[edit]- Rick Simon: Did you know, that if you left a head of lettuce, unwrapped in the refrigerator, that it would disappear completely within two to three months?
What's in a Gnome? [2.19]
[edit]The Secret of the Chrome Eagle [2.20]
[edit]Room 3502 [2.21]
[edit]Red Dog Blues [2.22]
[edit]The Skeleton Who Came Out of the Closet [2.23]
[edit]- Rick Simon: [to a nurse, about his brother] Now you take me to him, before I do something Alfred Hitchcock never even thought of.
Cast
[edit]- Gerald McRaney - Rick Simon
- Jameson Parker - A.J. Simon
- Mary Carver - Cecilia Simon
- Eddie Barth - Myron Fowler (seasons 1–2)
- Jeannie Wilson - Janet Fowler
- Tim Reid - Lieutenant Marcel Proust "Downtown" Brown (seasons 3–6)
- Joan McMurtrey - Lieutenant Abigail Marsh (seasons 7–8)
- Daphne Reid - reporter Temple Hill (seasons 3-6)
External links
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- Simon & Simon quotes at the Internet Movie Database