Skatoony

Skatoony is a children's live action and animated game show.

Episodes

Season 1

Knights And Daze

Adea: Bring it on, princess!

Jasmin: Brash and burn! You're going down!

Adea: You are gonna be out the first round. We are all gonna take you down!

Princess Peach: Say What?

I Stink, Therefore, I Am

Hoo: Hey! Your laughter is making Hoo angry!

Bigfoot: Don't mind him, Sanja.

Sanja: [continues laughing]

Hoo: Now Hoo angrier!

To the Quiz Cave

Chudd: Welcome back to the Quiz, dangle-drops! Now, pay attention. Because, I'm about to become a hero. [tosses a bucket attached to a rope down] Just Grab the bucket, Hun...[the bucket hits Hunty Morrison and it caused him to fall]

Hunty Morrison: Nice idea!

Sam/Samantha: [imitates Falling whistle] Splat!

[At Object Town]

Bunty Morrison: Oh My Gosh, Hunty! SomeBody Help Him? (Crying) [Rip Hunty] Why Is Steve Small Get To Dress Up Pretty? GoodBye Buddy, I'll Watch The Busy World of Richard Scarry For You.

[The Scene Changes To Object Park]]

Bunty Morrison: Man I Really Miss Hunty.

Blue: Yeah Me To. What A Loser!

Superheroes

Charles: [after Captain Quills uses his sharp quills to stop the laser from zapping someone] You scorched my new laser scoreboard!

Earl: And saved our contestants!

Quills: All in a day's work for Colonel Quills!

Earl: Hey! I thought it was captain.

Quills: I just promoted myself!

Season 2

Sports Academy

Chudd: [as they were blasted up in the air by a whale blowing a blowhole] Oh. Wow! I can see my house from here. Hi, Mr. Baxter! He's my grouchy neighbor.

Space: The Final Soufflé

Geoff: Whoa! Keep those flames away from me!

Chudd: What's wrong, Geoff?

Joey: I will give you the technical explanation. When CO2 meets the flame, it would create an explosion big enough to wreck this entire quizblock.

Sean: Ka-Blammo!

[The audience gasped]

Chudd: You explode?

Geoff: Big time!

Chudd: Uh. Why can't you just sweat like everybody else?

Geoff: Oh Yeah! That would look great in the dictionary. Hydrogen, a highly sweaty gas. [giggles]

Chudd: I see your point.

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Geoff: [farts and turns red] Excuse me!

Chudd: What's up, gassy guts?

Geoff: Remember, what I said earlier.

Chudd: Oh, Yeah! Yeah! You, plus, an open flame, a bit like the one we're heading straight towards equals...

Geoff: [explodes, which sends the Quizblock and Chudd and the Earl away from the sun] Kaboom!

Chudd: [spins around] Oh, Yeah! Kaboom!

Trash Talk

Lid-Face: Ugly! I think I'm quite cute! Hello, Nicole!

Nicole: I’ve never seen a garbage can, that's cute, so, Sorry there, Lid-Face!

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Izzy: This place could use a spritz of my new perfume. Sweat-Tay! It's sweat. It's a jar of my sweat. Sniff on this, Jacob!

Jacob: I can't breathe!

Out to Sea

Sven: [as the Quizblock along with Chudd and the Earl were flung into the air] My life might be salty!

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Chudd: Ice Cream mountain?! What was he talking about?

Earl: I guess he meant [points to an iceberg] That!

Chudd: Iceberg! Right ahead!

Season 3

Halloween

Chudd: This is what I call groovy from the graves. Welcome to a spooky Skatoony special, folks!

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Chudd: Oh Boy! This is gonna be the scariest Skatoony ever!

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Charles: Chudders! Don't forget! I'm the scariest thing in this here studio! Isn't that right, Kids?

Seairra: [screams]

Rebecca: [screams]

Declan: [screams]

Charles: That's what I thought.

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Chudd: So, after the first round, I gotta ask Declan, who do you wanna see out of here?

Declan: I do want to crush Frankie!

Seairra: That's so mean!

Style Trial

Anne Maria: And you better not be talking about me! The last person that disses my style, I gave his nose hairs a poof!

Charles: Whoa! Whoa! I don't even know what that means, but, it sounds painful.

Anne Maria: And it looks worse!

Quiz to the Future

Jimmy: [as they were traveling through time in the time vortex] Best time warp ever!

In Your Dreams

[Stephanie begins to feel tired.]

Chudd: Looks like Stephanie's dreaming that she's sleeping. [The audience laughs] In my dream, the audience loves everything I say. They can't stop laughing at me, or should I say with me.

Joe The Penguin: [laughs] We're laughing at you!

Chudd: Aah! I'm in the underpants!

Bowie: Yeah, Freak You!

Host of Doom

Earl: Everybody, calm down!

Nicole The Exterminator: I will kill you all by drinking your blood!

[Everyone gasped]

Earl: A robot vampire?!

Microphone Mike: Would, Earl And The Contestants Scared, While Chudd Is Busy To Save The World? Find Out in The Next Episode of Dragon Ball Z: Shut The Freak Up!

Cast

• Jonathan Wilson as Chudd Chudders
• James Rankins as Earl
• Jeff Lumby as Charles La Puck

Guest Stars from Total Drama

• Scott McCord as Owen (Guest stars in Knights and Daze and Unusual Suspects)
• Carter Hayden as Noah (Guest stars in Invasion)
• Julia Chantry as Eva (Guest stars in I Stink, Therefore, I Am)
• Katie Crown as Izzy (Guest stars in Pirates and Trash Talk)
• Brian Froud as Harold (Guest stars in Sketleton Crew in Da House)
• Stephanie Anne Mills as Katie
• Lauren Lipson as Sadie
• Megan Fahlenbock as Gwen (Guest stars in To The Quiz Cave)
• Kristin Fairlie as Bridgette (Guest stars in Quizoo)
• Emilie Claire Barlow as Courtney (Guest stars in Hoo Loves You Baby)
• Novie Edwards as LeShawna (Guest stars in Quiziatori Gladihost and Broke Charles)
• Deven Mack as Chef Hatchet (Guest stars in Superheroes and Cafe Le Quiz)
• Peter Oldring as Ezekiel (Guest stars in Dinosaurs)
• Adam Reid as Justin (Guest stars in Hooray for Bollywood)
• Terry McGurrin As Chris

Guest stars in Total Drama Revenge of the Island

• Carleigh Beverly as Dakota (Guest stars in Body Swap)
• Tyrone Savage as Lightning (Guest stars in Sports Academy)
• Jon Cor as Brick (Guest stars in Vikings)
• B (Guest stars in Stop the Pop)
• Laurie Elliott as Jo (Guest stars in Inside La Puck)
• Ashley Peters as Staci (Guest stars in I Spy, You Quiz)
• Caitlynne Medrek as Dawn (Guest stars in Out to Sea)
• Brian Froud as Sam (Guest stars in Freakshow)
• Kevin Duhaney as Cameron (Guest stars in Destionation: Moon)
• Cory Doran as Mike (Guest stars in Halloween)
• Barbara Mamabolo as Zoey (Guest stars in Stoopid Santa)
• James Wallis as Scott (Guest stars in Amusement Park)
• Athena Karkanis as Anne Maria (Guest stars in Style Trial)

Minor Cast

• Dwayne Hill as Hoo
• Rick Miller as Hedley
• Kristin Fairlie as Princess Nebula
• Dwayne Hill as Zeppo
• Katie Griffin as Posh Botts
• Julie Lemieux as Dabs
• Christian Potenza as Doug
• Brian Froud as BradZilla
• Cle Bennett as T-Bone
• Richard Binsley as Dale/Rex
• Tony Daniels as Santa Claus
• Andrew Jackson as
• Ivan Sherry as Guts Glory
• Lawrence Bayne as
• Juan Chioran as Fernando Fernando Fernando