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Higher Education Just Hit A New Low.
- I had a nickname for you! And now I'm not gonna tell you. Okay......... It was Laser.
- No one calls me a retard, you FREAKIN' HOBO!!!!
- You're going down!
- Jeff: Yoo-hoo, it's Steve Pasternack, looking for Angela! Angela, please!
- Reanna: Do I fucking know you?
- Jeff: Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could... are you busy with something?
- Reanna: Yeah. I was masturbating.
- Jeff: Heh. Hoo! Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.
- Angela: Is this a hair doll?
- Ethan: I didn't make that. It fell out of your hair that way and I want it back.
- Angela:It fell out this way? I don't think so.
- Angela:I'm really happy that we got this cleared up because the guy that I like is your friend Dave.
- Ethan: Dave?
- Angela: Yeah!
- Ethan: Fudge!
- Jason Schwartzman as "Cool" Ethan Dulles
- Devon Sawa as Dave "Laser" Goodman
- Jason Segel as Sam Schecter
- Michael Maronna as Jeff Davis
- Jamie King as Angela Patton