Slap Shot

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Slap Shot is a 1977 film about a failing ice hockey team that finds success with outrageously violent hockey goonery.

Directed by George Roy Hill. Written by Nancy Dowd.
Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs... (taglines)

Reggie Dunlop[edit]

  • Jesus Christ, what a fuckin' nightmare.
  • I'd like to place a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.
  • [baiting the opposing goalie from behind the net] Hey, Hanrahan! Hanrahan!...Hey, Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!...Hey, Hanrahan, she's a dyke! I know! I know!...She's a lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!

The Hanson Brothers[edit]

  • Well Reg is our coach.
    Yeah, sure, Old Time Hockey!
    Like Eddie Shore.
    Eddie Shore, yeah.
    Coach... our line starts?
  • [to Ogie Ogilthorpe] Hi, Ogie! Buy ya a soda after the game?
  • Hey ya think they show Speed Racer here?


  • Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
  • Jim Carr: I may be bald, but at least I'm not chicken-shit!
  • Denis Lemieux: [discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English] Icing 'appen when dee puck come down... Bang! You know... before dee udder guy. Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up.
  • Denis Lemieux: My h'allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned.


Reggie Dunlop: How's it going, Nick?
Nick Brophy: I'm drunk.
Reggie Dunlop: Nah.
Nick Brophy: I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shit-faced on the bus, Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me, when he knows I'm shit-faced.
Reggie Dunlop: Geez, I'm really sorry.
Nick Brophy: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
Jeff Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?

[Following a pre-game brawl instigated by the Hanson brothers, during the National Anthem]
Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend you–

[After the Chiefs win on a forfeit after Reggie baited the opposing goalie into a fight, when the opponent had no other goalies available]
Mo Wanchuk: Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him?
Reggie Dunlop: I told him his wife was a dyke.
Mo Wanchuk: NO!
Reggie Dunlop: Yeah!
Mo Wanchuk: Fuuuck!
Jim Mahern: Jesus Christ, no wonder he flipped his lid.
Johnny Upton: Anybody called my old lady a dyke, I'd go fucking bananas!
Reggie Dunlop: His wife is a dyke!

[Chiefs fashion show]
Jim Ahern: I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.
Joe McGrath: Have you seen Reg or Braden?
Jim Ahern: Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Am I right?
[McGrath walks toward Upton]
Joe McGrath: Have you seen Dunlop or Braden–
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe!
Joe McGrath: Aw, now, son...
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I'm gonna open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!
Joe McGrath: You will not.
Johhny Upton: Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your fucking fashion shows.
Joe McGrath: It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits!
[Upton storms out]
Announcer: Ensemble #8, as we watch Chiefs defenseman, Johnny Upton, modelling #8...
Joe McGrath: [on the phone] Joe McGrath, just checking on Dunlop–
[The audience can be heard screaming at Upton, who apparently flashed the crowd; McGrath slowly hangs the phone up]

Reggie Dunlop: You guys triplets or something?
Jack Hanson: Nah, I am in the middle... Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18.
Reggie Dunlop: Where ya from?
Jack Hanson: Iron League.
Reggie Dunlop: The Iron League, huh? Lotta fights?
Jack Hanson: Nah... Hey I want a a soda.
Reggie Dunlop: We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own.
Jack Hanson: Okay, coach. Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' root beer.

[after meeting the Hansons]
Reggie Dunlop: You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!
McGrath: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
Reggie Dunlop: They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em!
McGrath: I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves! Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.
McGrath: Reg... Reg, that reminds me, I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator. Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalities so he could get all by himself in the penalty box, and damned if he wouldn't, you know... [pantomimes masturbation]
Reggie Dunlop: [disgusted] Aw, Jesus, Joe...
McGrath: Now what was that again...? [continues masturbating gestures]

Reggie Dunlop: She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.
Ned Braden: They teach you how to underline in college.
Reggie Dunlop: Not the fuck scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?

Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again, 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Anita McCambridge: How dare you. How DARE you!

Johnny Upton: They're horrible looking.
Reggie Dunlop: Don't look at me; it was McGrath's doing, not mine.
Johnny Upton: What the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag? Watch Braden, he's gonna do something.
Ned Braden: Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Johnny Upton: Are you guys brothers... [laughs] What a life!

Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
Reggie Dunlop: All I can get.

Joe McGrath: You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
Reggie Dunlop: I just did.

Reggie Dunlop: Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Put some lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden: [sarcastically] Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.

Reggie Dunlop: Lard ass Barkley Donaldson. You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off, he challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, CALLED US NAMES! But Dave was there.
The Hansons: [in unison] Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess...
Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?
Reggie Dunlop: [glares at Braden] Okay, guys. [looks directly to the Hansons] Show us what you got!

[The Chiefs play normal, less raucous hockey in the championship game, only to get hammered in the first period ]
Joe McGrath: They've come tonight.. to scout the Chiefs, the toughest team in the Federal League. Not this... bunch of... pussies. [stomps out of locker room]
Reggie Dunlop: Scouts?
[The Chiefs immediately return to their violent style of play]


  • Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs...
  • you'll see Paul Newman doing things you'd never expect him to do... saying things you'd never expect him to say!
  • If this movie doesn't make you laugh, you better look up a psychiatric!!


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