Smiling Friends

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Smiling Friends is an adult animated television series created by Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack for Cartoon Network's night-time programming block Adult Swim, which revolves around a small charity dedicated to making people smile.

Season 1

Desmond's Big Day Out [1.1]

[Charlie and Pim enter Desmond's room before seeing a terribly depressed and malnourished Desmond holding a revolver at his head]
Charlie: What's, uh... What's up, man? What's happening, big guy? What's with the gun?
Desmond: Oh, nothing. I was probably gonna use it to shoot myself or somethin'.
Charlie: Oh, you don't need to do that, man. Why don't you just... put the gun down, buddy?
Pim: Yeah, d-don't worry. Things are gonna be OK. W-what's wrong?
Desmond: Well, life's not going that great for me. [slowly zoom in with somber background music playing] My wife left me, my kids left me, my dog died from a broken heart last fall. So I don't know. Yeah, probably just gonna end it all or somethin'.
[Charlie and Pim take a short pause; Charlie turns to Pim]
Charlie: Pim, can I, uh... Can I talk to you for a second? [talks to Pim in a hushed voice] Look, Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy is a lost cause. He has obviously made up his mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here?
Pim: Oh, come on. That's nonsense, Charlie. We've never given up on a job so far. [walks up to Desmond in an innocent manner] Um, hello there, sir. I know you don't know who I am, but my name is Pim. I know right now things seem bleak, but I promise to you that by the end of this beautiful day, you will have a big gorgeous smile on that handsome face of yours. Oh, won't you give us a chance? [Desmond pauses for a beat]
Desmond: OK. But if you can't help me... [zoom in on Desmond talking in a disturbing deep machine voice] I'm gonna fuckin' shoot myself and make you two watch.
Pim: OK, not sure about that, but yaaay!

[Allen goes through a big hole behind the fridge and sees a person inside the walls browsing on a computer]
Allen: Uh... [the person frantically tries to close the tab but covers the screen from Allen with his hands] Hey, sorry to bother you, but did you a see a mouse run through here by chance?
Wall Guy: I don't know. [pause] Yeah, no clue, man. Maybe try down there.
Allen: [unsure] Thanks, I'll...check it out.
Wall Guy: By the way, for the record, you should probably knock or make yourself known next time you enter someone's place.
Allen: Dude, I don't even think you should be in here to begin with.
Wall Guy: Yeah, not really your business though, is it?
Allen: [bothered] When you're living in our office walls, yeah, it kind of is.
Wall Guy: [nodding him to leave] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Allen: [sighs deeply] OK, I'm not... I'm not doing this right now. Bye.
Wall Guy: Yeah, bye. [Allen takes one look at the person before moving on]
Allen: Whatever.

Mr. Frog [1.2]

[Charlie and Pim enter inside Mr. Frog's extravagant and spacious mansion]
Pim: Wow... W-what do you do here all day?
Mr. Frog: Hello. I just watch Jimmy Fallon clips on YouTube all day.
Charlie: Dude, this house is insane! There's like a thousand rooms in here. You have a gym, you got a theatre, [sees wild animals fighting aggressively to death behind a glass window] and you've even got a beautiful animal sanctuary.
Mr. Frog: Yes. But if I don't get my job back on the Mr. Frog Show, I'll lost it all. Hello.
Pim: Well, first things first, have you thought about just apologising for putting that TMZ reporter in your mouth? That was pretty bad.
Mr. Frog: Hello. But I'm not sorry.
Pim: [thinking] Hm... All right, that definitely makes it harder. Um, let's see... [Mr. Frog appears next to Pim's other side]
Mr. Frog: Um, can I pull your hair?
Pim: [scared] Uh, no. No, please don't.
Charlie: No, no, no, no. Screw apologising! All we have to do is rehabilitate his image.
Pim: I guess we could try to make the world see the good side of Mr. Frog. How hard could that be? [both look at Mr. Frog for a beat; Mr. Frog pauses before suddenly pulling Pim's "hair" on top of his head, later revealed to be an exposed nerve ending] GAHH--!!! [the scene transitions to the next one]

[late at night in Mr. Frog's swimming pool, Pim talks to Charlie in the hot tub]
Pim: All right, somehow no drugs was worse than drugs. Charlie, if we can't get him under control, I don't think we're gonna be able to help him.
Charlie: Don't worry, Pim, I am way ahead of you. [holds a canister of pills] I gave him some of these already.
Pim: [concerned] Charlie, what did you give him?
Charlie: My uncle had some sleeping pills laying around to help him sleep at night after he rammed his car into a crowd of people.
Pim: Your uncle seems to get into lots of car accidents.
Charlie: Yeah, he loves his cars. He loves his cars. [Pim sees a drugged Mr. Frog floating in the pool, laughs watching a video on his phone]
Pim: Is it safe for him to be in that pool when he's on them?
Charlie: Yeah, no-one's ever done anything crazy on sleeping pills.

Shrimp's Odyssey [1.3]

A Silly Halloween Special [1.4]

Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty? [1.5]

Enchanted Forest [1.6]

Frowning Friends [1.7]

Charlie Dies and Doesn't Come Back [1.8]

Smiling Friends Go to Brazil [1.9]


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