Smosh is a web-based comedy duo consisting of Ian Hecox (born 1987) and Anthony Padilla (born 1987). They began to post videos on YouTube in the autumn of 2005 and became one of the most popular channels on that site. As of January 2013, Smosh is the most subscribed channel on YouTube, with more than 7.0 million subscribers and 2.0 billion video views.
- Ian: Hey, I was just kinda wondering... If you... WANNA PLAY DOLLS?
- Ian: It appears I've been fired, but I deserve it because I've been sleeping with the producers wife.
- Anthony: You got fired for being late.
- Ian: Oh my god dude, I've just got the best idea ever: let's play Spiderman!
- Ian: What... What's this... Yup... Yup, I got shot.
- Anthony: Oh my God! Are you gonna be OK?
- Ian: Yea, I think so, but I'm gonna have to fail you.
- Anthony: But there were babies in the road!
- Ian: FAILED!
- Ian: Nice watch, gaywad...
- Anthony: Thanks man, it's Reptar!
- Anthony: Ian...
- Ian: What!?
- Anthony: Do you even believe in...
- Ian: NO, I DONT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS!
- Anthony: I was going to ask you if you believe in faires, but if you gonna be a dick about it then FINE!
- Ian: Are you a... a... ghost!?
- Ghost: No, I'm a robber. Give me all your money!
- Anthony: Noooo--
- Ghost: HA HA, I'm just kidding, I'm a ghost.
- Ian: Sweet! I've never seen a real life dead person before. Quick Anthony, take a picture of me with this dead chick!
- Ian: He's dead?! NOOOOOOO!!!! You failed the class?!....NOOOO!!!! CHUCKY ISN'T REAL????....NOOOO!!!!!
- Billy: But I'm growing hair... in my private place...
- Man: Eww, gross, what are you, some sick, werewolf freak?!
- Anthony: Hey, guess what, I'm not Mexican!
- Ian: Then what are you?
- Anthony: I'm black!
- Anthony: But we worked so hard on it...
- Shane: Dude, don't worry! Just like Hannah Montana said, nobody's perfect!