So What Now?

So What Now? was a television sitcom broadcast in 2001 starring Lee Evans as himself.

Dialogue

Say I stumbled over someone, in an area where I couldn't say if he's Einstein or a highschool physics teacher. So how close are you to Einstein?

(in the kitchen)

Stuart: Now then, ring boy. Where exactly do you last remember having it?

Lee: If I knew exactly, I wouldn't have to look, would I?

Stuart: God, you're so ungrateful, aren't you? I'm sat here, knocking my pipe out. Now, let's work back through everything that happened.

Lee: Right, that's a good idea.

Stuart: Yes.

Lee: Yeah, I was over by the case, went over by the door. You said, "Where exactly did you have it last?" Worked back through what happened, then I tried to remember. Then, after that, it's a blank.

Stuart: I meant before all of that, you twod.

Lee: Well, before all that we came out of the lounge.

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(on leaving the kitchen and entering the sitting room)

Lee: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, in here. Yes, in here, through there. Yeah.

Stuart': Exhausted, exhausted, exhausted.

Lee (as Heather): I'm going shopping!

Lee (as himself): Aggravated hernia! Yes.

Lee (as Heather): He'd rather listen to me.

Both (as Lee): Eileen! Eileen!

Stuart:: He's all ears. Ha-ha!

Both (as Heather): Left, left, left, left, left, left. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Left, left, left, left, Left, left.

Stuart (as Heather): That's not important.

Lee (as himself): I've got you out of the bath.

Lee: No more heavy objects, doctor reckons.

Both (as Heather): Madonna, cheesecake, Feng Shui, she quipped.

Lee: What is she talking about, the daft mare? Put her on the phone.

Both (as Heather): Poor, poor, bank manager, got no friends.

Stuart (as Heather): Bills. Bills.

Lee (as Heather): Invitations spewing out of my letterbox.

Both (as Heather: Rent Day! Rent Day!

Lee (as Heather): Good boy!

Stuart (as himself: And here's mine.

Lee: (as himself): Hey!

Lee (as Heather): Poor, poor, doctor, doctor. Can't pay no bills.

Stuart (as Heather): Worry, worry, worry, worry, worry, worry.

Lee: Upset. Upset. I'm all upset. I'm upset.

Stuart (as himself): Did they pay you?

Lee (as himself): Yes. Fifty quid, golf sign, sold it.

Both: A-a-a-a-a-a-nd ring. Sofa!