Son of Zorn

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Son of Zorn was an American live-action/animated sitcom television series created by Reed Agnew and Eli Jorné. The series is about Zorn, a barbarian warrior from the fictional South Pacific island of Zephyria who moves to Orange County, California to reconnect with his ex-wife and teenage son, Alan.

Return to Orange County[edit]

Defender of Teen Love[edit]

The War of the Workplace[edit]

The Weekend Warrior[edit]

A Taste of Zephyria[edit]

A Tale of Two Zorns[edit]

The Battle of Thanksgiving[edit]

Return of the Drinking Buddy[edit]

The War on Grafelnik[edit]

Radioactive Ex-Girlfriend[edit]

The Battle of Self-Acceptance[edit]

The Quest for Craig[edit]

Students: Son of Zorn! Son of Zorn! Son of Zorn! Son of Zorn... Yeah!
Boy: Oh, that was a good one.
Girl: Alan, what are you doing? Wasn't that your backpack?
Alan: Oh, no, that's someone else's backpack... I kicked mine, like, five backpacks ago.
Boy Son of Zorn, that was incredible. Think you can kick something a little bigger?
[Alan kicks the trash can very hard until it hits the car]
Coach: My apartment! I mean... my car. Who did this?
Alan: Hi, Coach...
Coach: Son of Zorn, my office, now!

All Hail Son of Zorn[edit]

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