Sonic X

Sonic X is a anime about Sonic the Hedgehog. This page contains various quotes from the English 4kids dub of Sonic X.

Season 1

Chaos Control Freaks

Dr. Eggman: You'll never stop me now, Sonic! All I have to do is to push this little button.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Yeah, if you can push it before I grab it.

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Chris: My name's Christopher. Do you have a name?

Sonic: Yeah, I have a name. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Truck driver: What is this? Halloween?!

Sonic: So they can talk...

Police officer #1: What is that thing?

Police officer #2: Looks like a big hedgehog.

Police officer #1: A blue hedgehog?

Police officer #2: Well, whatever it is, we better get it out of here. Hey, buddy, want to ride with us down to the station?

Police officer #1: Should I call for backup?

Police officer #2: I have three kitty cats at home. I think I can handle this little fella.

[Sonic folds his arms and frowns]

Police officer #1: Did you see that? That thing's got an attitude. A bad one.

Police officer #2: Yeah? Well, He won't get away from me! [lunges at Sonic but Sonic dodges]

Police officer #1: [drawing his truncheon] Why, you little--

Sergeant: [in slight German accent] Take it easy. I think we can handle this without getting rough. Duffy, get behind him.

Duffy: Right, Sarge.

Sergeant: Okay Now, when I say the word, we're all going to jump into him at once. Alright then, is everybody ready? LET'S DO IT!

[The sergeant and three policemen jump at Sonic]

Police officer #3: Okay, Sarge, I think I got his leg!

Police officer #2: I got 'em round the neck, Sarge!

Sergeant: Alright, let's put him out at the count to 3. 1, 2, 3!

[the officers all pull, and fall over. They were in fact holding onto themselves; Sonic had dodged and was now sitting atop a patrol car, wondering what was going on. Suddenly he is enclosed in a butterfly net]

All: Aah! Aah! Aah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Police officer #4: Don't worry, Sarge! I got him!

[Sonic races off, pulling Policeman 2 along with him. The other policemen grab the net, but Sonic is too fast. He jumps over another patrol car, with its door open, but the policemen are bundled inside]

Sergeant: Attention All Units! Attention All Units! There is a blue hedgehog headed north on Central Street, towards the on-ramp to 101.

[cuts to two policemen driving]

Police officer #5: I've never heard of a blue hedgehog before. Have you?

Police officer #6: It must be one of those fancy new sports cars from overseas. Hey, if we catch it, maybe the captain will let us drive it!

Police officer #5: I bet it has one of those cute little hood ornaments that looks like a hedgehog.

[Sonic lands on the bonnet of the car, in a pose reminiscent of a hood ornament]

Sonic: [looking at the camera] I don't know how I got here, but I gotta find a way to get out. [jumps off the bonnet and races off, leaving the policemen dumbfounded]

Police officer #6: Hey, Did you see...what i just saw?

Police officer #5: Don't get Involved, I think I did, but I wish I didn't.

Season 2

Eggman for President

Dr. Eggman: Don't tell me, you metalic meatheads think this hero act is for real.

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Secretary: Mr. President, what is it, sir?

President: Dr. Eggman! He tricked us again!

Dr. Eggman: Hehehe you found me out, eh pres?

President: You made a fool out on me for the last time!

Dr. Eggman: From the sound to the crowd, I'm the hero and you're the fool, Mr. President.

President: This is terrible!

Dr. Eggman: Just listen to those numbskulls. They're calling for me to be their new leader.

President: What? What about me?

Dr. Eggman: You, Mr. President, are my hostage!

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Dr. Eggman: I warn you, one step closer and he's finished!

President: Careful you don't squeeze the air out.