Special Unit 2

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Special Unit 2 is a short-lived, American sci-fi/comedy television series, filmed in Vancouver, BC and aired on UPN for two seasons from April 2001 through February 2002. The show focused upon the exploits of a top-secret Chicago police division known as Special Unit 2, charged with the task to police the city's large population of mythological beings, known as "Links."

Special Unit 2


Kate: Put that gun away.

Nick: Okay,right after I shoot him.

Nick: Would you get back in the car?

Carl: Try asking nicely.

Nick: Please get back in the car before I beat you senseless.

Kate: You enjoyed killing that thing, saving my life was secondary.(Nick smirks) Okay, you're supposed to disagree with that.

Kate: What are you two so happy about?

Nick: We just saved some guy's life, killed some vicious murdering links,and blew up something big. I'd call that a pretty good night.

Nick: How do we kill'em?

Sean: Can't kill'em O'Malley, cause they're already dead.

Nick: You know what I mean.Can we shoot'em?

Sean: No internal organs to disrupt.

Nick: Ah, we'll light'em on fire?

Sean: Not internally flammable.

Nick: Drown'em?

Kate: How many ways of hurting things can you think of?

Captain Page: Sean Random - our resident link biologist.

Sean: Yeah, and Sean would be the youngest full professor at the University of Chicago, only Sean opened his big mouth and tried to tell everyone the truth and now this is the best job Sean can get.

Nick: You said the stun gun would knock that thing out for one hour. One hour!

Sean: It's possible we didn't...fully appreciate...the mummy's background.

Nick: Ok, forget the stun gun,I want a C-4 grenade. I want a bazooka. I want an anti-tank missle.

Nick: I detected a little hormonal action between you and Detective Scott.

Kate: What you detected was two cops focused in the same murder.

Nick: So your not denying it.

Kate: Denying what? There's nothing to deny.

Nick: There were hormones bouncing all over the parking lot, one of them almost hit me in the eye.

Kate: (tries the door) Locked.

Nick: (shoots lock) Unlocked.

Kate: What are you afraid of?

Nick: Being locked in a hotel room with Heidi Klum and a bottle of Hershey's Syrup and the syrup is non-fat.

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