Spider-Man (2018 video game)

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Spider-Man is a Playstation 4 game developed by Insomniac Games and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Act I[edit]

Main Mission - The Main Event[edit]

[As the story begins with a spider and we get a look around Peter Parker's apartment, suddenly his phone vibrates as a wake up call for him]
Police Dispatch: All units, level four mobilisation. Location-- Fisk Tower.
Peter Parker: Fisk?
[As he changes into his later ego, Spider-Man, he gets a mail letter telling him to pay his bills]
Police Dispatch: SWAT is 10-84 at Fisk Tower. All units standby, warrant is en route.
[Peter choose to go to Fisk Tower instead, as he swinging off and the plot is set]

Yuri Watanable: Captain Watanable.
Spider-Man: Did you take him down yet?
Yuri Watanable: No. We're at Fisk Tower, but still waiting on the warrant.
Spider-Man: Mind if I join in on the fun?
Yuri Watanable: You know how his lawyers are…this one needs to go by the book.
Spider-Man: C'mon Yuri, I've been waiting eight years for this.
Yuri Watanable: You really want to help? Head to Times Square, sounds like his guys are trying to keep my backup from reaching the scene…
Spider-Man: You got it - almost there!

Spider-Man: Hello?
Boss: Parker? Where are you? We must run through the demonstration at least once before the grant committee arrives.
Spider-Man: Uhh, yes. Sorry. Yes. Dealing with a personal issue. I'll be in soon. Promise. [Hangs up] Eesh, better wrap this up quick, then get to my *real* job.

Spider-Man: [As he swinging in to Times Square to take down Fisk's men] Looks like Yuri called in the cavalry.

[In Times Square in the middle of a police shoot out]
Police Officer #1: We need more backup!
Police Officer #2: 10-32, Times Square. Officers under fire!!
Fisk Thug #1: [As he is telling the rest of his gang to cease fire] Bring in the hammer.
[A big tanker truck ram into the police unit's cars just when they think is safe. Then Spidey comes in to safe the unit just when they are about to get executed]
Fisk Thug #1: Get him!
Spider-Man: Morning guys! Who's ready for their hot fresh cup of bodily harm? [Pauses] Gotta warn you, I'm feeling punchy today.

[Just when Fisk's guys backup comes]
Spider-Man: This doesn't look good.
Fisk Thug #2: Somebody just shoot him!
Spider-Man: Man, Fisk has a lot of guys on his payroll…
Yuri Watanable: Spider-Man, what's your status?
Spider-Man: Almost done here. You?
Yuri Watanable: We're about to go in.
Spider-Man: Be there soon. Can't wait to see Willie's face when you slap the cuffs on him.

Spider-Man: [All Fisk's guys are taken down in Times Square] Okay, Yuri, all done. What's happen-- [An explosion has occur in front of Fisk Tower.] Yuri?! YURI?! (As he rushing there to see what's going on.) I knew Fisk wouldn't go quietly.

[The NYPD is trying to raid through Fisk Tower]
Yuri Watanable: Get more backup! And lock down the airspace--
Spider-Man: Yuri, you okay?
Yuri Watanable: If he makes it out of the building we're gonna lose him.
Spider-Man: I'm gonna go, uh…
[As the police are getting overwhelmed by thugs]
Yuri Watanable: Do your thing.
Spider-Man: Yes! Today's the day, Willie. [As he's swinging in the building while dodging bullets and webbing up thugs]
Fisk Thug #1: Take him out!
Fisk Thug #2: C'mon, c'mon-- keep shooting!
Fisk Thug #3: Lead him!
Spider-Man: (To Fisk's gang) Heads up! [Thwiping the thugs' heads] Hey, where you going? [Graps a thug as he breaks through the window] (To the NYPD) Catch! I'll clear a path, follow me!
Police Officer #1: Get outta here, Spider-Man, we got this!
Spider-Man: Sorry to break it to you, but you do NOT got this, buddy.
Police Officer #2: What's Spider-Man doing here-- he's gonna mess everything up!
Spider-Man: Oh. Thanks for the confidence boost, guys! I guess this what they call a hostile workplace.

[Fisk's thugs have a higher shooting position.]
Police Officer: Down, down, down!
Spider-Man: Gotta take those shooters out.

Spider-Man: [When all Fisk's men are down for the count] I think that's all of 'em!
Police Officer #1: C'mon, c'mon!
[The elevators suddenly stop working]
Police Officer #2: They shut the elevators down! Take the stairs!
Spider-Man: I prefer a more direct approach. [He prys the elevator door with his bare hands]
Yuri Watanabe: Spider-Man, status?
Spider-Man: [While crawling up the elevator shaft] Heading to the upper floors-- and hoping nobody turns on the elevators…
Yuri Watanabe: Our choppers are taking fire, looks like Fisk has armed men on every floor.
Spider-Man: He's desperate…
Yuri Watanabe: …and he's hitting us with everything he's got.
Spider-Man: I have to find him and end this.
Yuri Watanabe: Not yet. We just picked up chatter - they're wiping all their data servers. We need that evidence if we want to put him away for good.
Spider-Man: Okay, server room it is.

Spider-Man: [As his aunt is calling him] Call from May. Better answer. Uh…hi Aunt May.
Aunt May: What is all that noise?!
Spider-Man: Watching a Super Hero movie. What's up?
Aunt May: I just wanted make sure we were still on for dinner tomorrow night.
Police Officer: Hostiles, next floor up!
Spider-Man: Totally. Uh, listen, I gotta go--
Aunt May: Okay, love you.
Spider-Man: Love you too.

Spider-Man: [As Spidey beats up Fisk's men] How exactly do you think this ends well for you? On to the next one. Regret your life choices yet? [In front of the server room] Gotta find that server room before there's no evidence left. If I go in this way they'll destroy all the evidence. I should look for a sneaky way in. [Looks and goes through a air vent] There we go. Huh. It's like my own private ventrance. Fisk may be a dirty criminal, but he has remarkably clean air vents.
Fisk Thug #1: Hurry up! The boss wants everything erased!
Fisk Thug #2: I can't make it delete any faster.
Spider-Man: [As he webs one of the thugs inside the vent] They're so cute when they're oblivious.
Fisk Thug #1: How's it coming?
Fisk Thug #2: Halfway there. Just need another minute or two. You think the cops know where we are?
Fisk Thug #3: Don't worry about out there. Worry about in here.
Spider-Man: Is this tech support? I forgot my password.
Fisk Thug #4: Spider-Man!
Fisk Thug #5: Here comes the pain.
Automatic Voice: Warning. Full deletion imminent.
Fisk Thug #2: Stall him! The system's still purging!
Spider-Man: And I thought the IT guys at my last job were rude. (thinking) Gotta access that console before everything's gone.

[As Spidey hacks Fisk's computer systems]
Spider-Man: Let's see just how good their security is. Oh you guys forgot the latest kernel patch, tsk-tsk...
Kingpin: Hiding in the server room? Cowardly...even for you.
Spider-Man: Says the guy frantically erasing his search history.
Kingpin: After all these years, you're still just an ignorant child...
Spider-Man: True, but that's part of my charm, isn't it?
[Spidey downloads the evidence before Fisk could destroy it]
Kingpin: Damn you. Get that door down, now! Get pass him! Destroy everything! Look around you! I did this! What have you ever done that mattered?
Spider-Man: Well, there was that time I took down a pompous, overstuffed crime lord before breakfast.
Kingpin: Without me, the scum I kept in check will run rampant. And it'll be your fault.
Spider-Man: Been a long, tough road, Fisk. Almost sad to see it end.
Kingpin: Mere prelude.
Spider-Man: Well, get ready for the main event.

Spider-Man: Yuri, an explosion just--
Yuri Watanabe: I saw it. Fisk could have the whole place wired. I'm sending in a bomb unit.
Spider-Man: I'll make sure no one gets in their way.
Fisk Thug: Kill him! Or the boss'll kill us! Like the fireworks? We got more where that came from!

[As the bomb squad finally arrived]
Police Officer: It 's clear, move up!
Spider-Man: Hey, guys-- I guess bombs are part of Willie's getaway plan.
[As another explosion has occur]
Man: HELP! SOMEBODY!
Woman: AAHH! Help!
Spider-Man: Sounds like they're trapped…
Bomb Squad Officer: You go after them, we'll look for the bombs--

[During the trapped civilian room as the fire keeps rising and the debris keeps falling]
Man: HELP! SOMEBODY!
Spider-Man: Everyone clear out! Evacuate the building!
[Spider-Man pulls the doors down to release the civilians]
Woman: I heard more people back that way!
Spider-Man: I'll find them.

[As two people are being crush by the fallen debris]
Woman: Spider-Man! We can't move, we're pinned down!
Spider-Man: I'll lift it. When you're free, get out, fast. If you can walk, help the injured. Got it?
Woman: Y-yes.
[As Spidey lifting the heavy rumble, more keeps falling on him as it gets heavier. But he pushes threw it and lifts it anyway until the civilians are safe]
Spider-Man: Go, go, go!
[As soon as the people are out of harm 's way, he pushes the fallen debris off of him to save himself]
Woman: Thank you! He did it! Let's go!
Spider-Man Okay Willie, comin' your way.

Yuri Watanabe: Spider-Man, it's Yuri.
Spider-Man: How we doing, Captain?
Yuri Watanabe: Could be better. Our choppers took a beating-- we just had to ground our last one. If Fisk calls in a chopper, we have no one to stop it from landing.
Spider-Man: And no one to chase him if he flies away…
Yuri Watanabe: Why do I get the feeling that's what he was planning all along?
Spider-Man: Because he probably was.

Spider-Man: [As he sees injured civilians all around him] Damn. [Calls Yuri] Yuri, get EMTs up here-- fast!
Yuri Watanabe: We're trying--

Spider-Man: [One though points a rocket launcher at Spidey] Uh-oh-- INCOMING! That's enough out of you… [More of Fisk's men comes through the doors, all armed with rocket launchers] More rockets? Little excessive don't you think? What--? Is it national rocket day or something?

Spider-Man: [Spidey is having a tough time parkouring through the scorched up room] Man, how'd the bomb squad guys get through this? [He encounter some thugs] Settle down. I've got enough for everybody. [After he finish humiliating the Fisk thugs] Okay, room is clear. Bomb squad must be somewhere ahead-- hope they're okay. [Goes in the next room and finds them] You guys all right?
Bomb Squad Officer #1: We were just about to call for backup.
Spider-Man: I think I'm it.
Bomb Squad Officer #1: Lead the way, we'll be right behind you.
Bomb Squad Officer #2: [As Spidey walks pass him] (Whispers on radio) Heads up, boss…
[Just when they're about to fire their guns on him, Spidey's Spider-Sense kicks in, make him dodge and yank the gun out of one officer's hands and hits him with it]
Spider-Man: So you guys were in bed with Fisk all along? Aww now I'll never get that image out of my head!
Bomb Squad Officer #3: Get him!
Spider-Man: So your plan didn't work. On to plan B-- getting kicked in the face.
Bomb Squad Officer #4: We can't let him get into the office!

Spider-Man: Hey Yuri, looks like some of your guys were on Fisk's payroll. Good news is, they were Willie's last line of defence. I'm right outside his office.
Yuri Watanabe: Take him down. Now.
Spider-Man: With pleasure.

Spider-Man: Writing your memoirs? Don't forget the hyphen between "Spider" and "Man."
[Fisk is contacting his men through his computer]
Kingpin: Get the chopper ready. I won't be long. [He crack his knuckles and pick up a remote control as he gets up and walks towards a art piece] I'm surprised you made it this far. But your foolishness ends now. [He press the button that sealed him off from the room by a glass widow]
Spider-Man: Uh…you do know I can still see you, right?
Kingpin: Eight years of this isolence…
[Giant machine guns begin to emerge from two columns from both sides of the room]
Spider-Man: For me? You shouldn't have… (thinking) Gotta wait for an opening. [The two giant machine guns ran out of ammo] Its reloading. [Spidey thwips them so they can't fire again and throughs them at the glass window]
Kingpin: What are you doing?! [The window shatters] How is this happening?!
Spider-Man: What's wrong, Willie? You seem angry…
Kingpin: I will DESTROY you! [He smashes the desk as he charges at him]
Spider-Man: Take your best shot.

[Kingpin clobbered Spidey with both of his fist, and then he throws him threw the wall]
Kingpin: You are everything that's wrong with this city!
Spider-Man: [As he's getting up] Huh. I was gonna say the same to you.
Kingpin: You know what to do, men.
Fisk Thug #1: Surround him!
Fisk Thug #2: Everyone, ENGAGE!
Fisk Thug #3: He's hurt -- let's finish him off!
Kingpin: You'll die, as uselessly as you lived. You're out of you depth, boy.
Spider-Man: (softly) Not this time!
Spider-Man: [As he's being choked by Fisk] Was it…something…I said? [Flip kicks him off] You're losing Willie--
Kingpin: I haven't even started trying.

Kingpin: Time to end this!
Spider-Man: You asked for it.

Spider-Man: [Talking to Fisk after defeating him and hangs him upside down] So should we kiss now? [NYPD locking their guns at Fisk] Yeah. Maybe later.

Spider-Man: Finally off to Ryker's, huh? You know I think you've got more enemies in there than I do.
Wilson Fisk: If you think this will be more than a miner inconveniene--
Spider-Man: Whoop--gotta go. Hey! Good luck, Willie. I've a feeling you're gonna need it. [Then thips away]
Wilson Fisk: Idiot! I'm the one who kept order to this city! [The NYPD shoves him in the back of the armored truck] One month! In one month you'll wish you had me back!

[As Wilson Fisk is being taken away, Spider-Man hangs on top of a poll]
Spider-Man: The Kingpin is heading to prison. End of an era. Feel like I should celebrate. Maybe take a vacation…

Main Mission - My OTHER Other Job[edit]

Boss: Parker, where are you? The committee will be here soon! We need to run an equipment check!
Spider-Man: I'm almost there! Blocks away!
Boss: Ugh. Guess I'll just do it myself.
Spider-Man: No, don't, it's not safe -- [Hangs up] Ugh. Gotta love Doc's enthusiasm, but sometimes it gets him into trouble. Better get there before he hurts himself…

Peter Parker: Sorry I'm late, I-- [See him alrighty started] whoa!
[It reveals that Peter's boss is Doctor Otto Octavius and is testing some equipment for a robotic arm]
Peter Parker: You started without me-- !
Dr. Otto Octavius: The grant committee's director will be here soon. [Looks at Peter as looks worried about his safety] It's fine, Peter. I invented this equipment. I think I can handle it.
[But then sparks begins to fly everywhere]
Peter Parker: The power dampener-- [He unplucks the cores before there's a fire] Oh man… [He rushes t o the computer] Uh…maybe we should abort?!
Otto Octavius: Not yet-- [The computer malfunctions and electricity begins zapping Otto]
Peter Parker: Hold on-- [Peter presses the emergency power button and quickly runs to Otto's aid] Dr. Octavius! Are you okay?
Otto Octavius: Another setback. [coughs] But we're close.
[The grant committee finally arrives to see the mess]
Committee Director: Is anyone hurt?
Peter Parker: No. But it was all my faul--
Otto Octavius: Th-Th-The energy levels exceeded our expectations. Fr-From a certain viewpoint, that's a very positive development.
Committee Director: It doesn't smell very positive.
Otto Octavius: I assure you, in the next phase --
Committee Director: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. [coughs] Is there somewhere else we can discuss this?
[Pause]
Otto Octavius: Maybe you should take the rest of the day off, Peter.
Peter Parker: But--
Otto Octavius: We'll talk later.

Peter Parker: That was a disaster. How could the dampener have failed? I know Doc said take the day off … but I have to figure out what went wrong… [Tests the mechanical arm] Ohh… you are in bad shape, little guy. Let's see what's wrong with you… [Looks at the schematics] Circuit burned out. Dammit. If I had been here to do the pre-check, I would've caught this. Got it. OK… need to reroute servo control… Nice. Okay, what next. And now rebalance the voltage… Finished! Let's see if that worked. [Tests the arm again] Good as new. Doc's been testing new materials for the prosthetics. He asked me to review his work if I had time; may as well dig in now.

Committee Director: How many lab fires have we seen now, Otto? 3? 4?
Otto Octavius: That's how you know we're progressing! Out of the ashes of failure great science is born!
Peter Parker: Don't think Dr. Octavius' optimism has ever been shaken.

Otto Octavius: Today is the day: grant review. We're ready. The work has progressed at a remarkable pace. I honestly never thought we'd get the tensile actuator back to an acceptable tolerance, but Parker… the boy has an eye for guerrilla science like none other. Just as I was ready to order a custom machined replacement part, he returned from the hardware store with a bottle of solvent and a toothbrush. Bang: actuator problem resolved. The boy is a genius. Ugh. A chronically late genius. It's already ten after … where is he? Surely he can't have forgotten today's review…
Peter Parker: Sorry I let you down, Doc…

Otto Octavius: Peter - thank you again for doing these blind reviews. Peer review is the backbone of great science. You know, as we've prepped for the upcoming fitting, I've felt an itch in the back of my brain: is this "really" the best method of limb replacement? Silly I know, but I keep thinking … might there be another way?

Peter Parker: Doc's been testing new materials for the prosthetics. He asked me to review his work if I had time; may as well dig in now. [Reviewing the new materials] Doc was testing a new contact material for the prosthetic… Hydrogel/Polymer composite. Strong, but there's a lot of impedance. Better tell Doc to keep looking for other materials. Arlight - I should get out of here before I screw things up to Doc even more.

Main Mission - Keeping the Peace[edit]

Yuri Watanabe: Spider-Man, it's Yuri.
Spider-Man: Fisk make it to Ryker's yet?
Yuri Watanabe: Not Ryker's. Our boy qualifies for the VIP treatment … he's at The Raft.
Spider-Man: Ahhh - joining Scorpion, Electro and the rest … Fisk should be honored - that's esteemed company.
Yuri Watanabe: Can you swing by the precinct? Got an issue that could benefit from your unique skill set.
Spider-Man: For you, Yuri: anything. I'm on my way.

Spider-Man: Hmmm - looks like Jameson's got a new episode out. Wonder what my number one fan thinks about the Fisk take down…
Just the Facts with JJJ: Producer: This is "Just The Facts with J. Jonah Jameson", where listeners like you discuss the issues affecting our city with Pulitzer Prize winning --
Just the Facts with JJJ: J. Jonah Jameson: Two-time!
Just the Facts with JJJ: Producer: Two-time Pulitzer Prize winning former publisher of the Daily Bugle.
Just the Facts with JJJ: J. Jonah Jameson: Hey, plug the book!
Just the Facts with JJJ: Producer: And as always, if you order Mr. Jameson's book, Spider-Man: Threat or Menace, within 24 hours of our broadcast, you'll get an autographed copy at no extra charge.
Just the Facts with JJJ: J. Jonah Jameson: No personalisation! Don't ask, not gonna get it!!
J. Jonah Jameson: Welcome to "Just the Fact" with J. Jonah Jameson - alerting you to tell threats you don't even know about. Let's dive right into the calls. Speak!
Caller: Okay, so not for nothin', you gotta give Spider-Man respect for taking down Wilson Fisk, right? I mean, one less mob boss is good for everyone.
J. Jonah Jameson: Is that right? Tell me, are you a police officer? Prosecutor? Maybe an award-winning reporter with decades on the job, like me?
Caller: Uh, no, I'm a plumber.
J. Jonah Jameson: Oh, good. Then fix my toilet and SHUT UP! Let me explain something to you about crime bosses. Soon as one goes down, every punk with a gun, a tracksuit, and a drawer full of gold chains decides he's the next Godfather. We're gonna have a gang war in the streets. But does that web-headed moron give a damn? Of course not. He got on TV, that's what counts.
Caller: Yeah, well, I can get copper pipe without paying kickbacks now. So until that gang war starts, I'm on the web-head's side!
J. Jonah Jameson: And you'll be singing a different tune when three new mobs are lining up and charge you triple for that same pipe…or just break your legs! GOODBYE!
Spider-Man: Some day, Jonah. I'm gonna get you to say something nice about me … some day.

Spider-Man: Now that you quit smoking, what do you tell people when you come up here?
Yuri Watanabe: That I need a break from their crap.
Spider-Man: [Front flips on the rails on her right] Fair enough. So why'd you call? Need a date to the policeman's ball?
Yuri Watanabe: You got a black and white suit?
Spider-Man: Uhh…
Yuri Watanabe: No ball this year anyway. We spent too much integrating Oscorp's surveillance tech.
Spider-Man: Worth it though, right?
Yuri Watanabe: It was… until an hour ago. The whole system went down. Citywide. Every tower.
Spider-Man: How?
Yuri Watanabe: They tell me someone sabotaged the central server, and now all the towers are offline.
Spider-Man: Hm. Inside job?
Yuri Watanabe: Maybe. I'll figure that out later. Right now we need to get this towers back online. Fast.
Spider-Man: And you called me? Aw, that's sweet.
Yuri Watanabe: I called someone I can trust. Plus the signals are scrambled and we have no idea how to fix it.
Spider-Man: Ooh! I love a challenge.
Yuri Watanabe: You break it you buy it.
Spider-Man: I thought you trusted me!

Spider-Man: Let's take a look at this tower. [As he hacks the tower] Input bands have been shifted. Subtle.

Yuri Watanabe: We just had a tower come back online, was that you?
Spider-Man: Not just a pretty mask, eh?
Yuri Watanabe: Whatever you did, any chance you could do it to the other towers?
Spider-Man: Sure. But just so you know, I had to sync up with the tower to fix it. I'm seeing all crime data in the area now. Looks like there's a break-in happening near me.
Yuri Watanabe: Great I've got units nearby-
Spider-Man: Don't bother - I'm on it.

Thug #1: Do it.
Thug #2: Watch my back.
Spider-Man: (whispering) Pretty sure these guys didn't forget their keys. [As he springs into action]
Thug #1: We ain't afraid of you.
Thug #3: Came to the wrong 'hood.
Thug #1: This is *not* how we planned it!
Thug #4: You ain't gonna bring me down!
Thug #5: You ain't ready for this!

Spider-Man: Okay: wrapped up.
Yuri Watanabe: Thanks for that. Now I'm seeing an assault near you.
Spider-Man: You're in luck, Yuri. (In a deeper voice) Your favourite tough-but-lovable, grizzled, seen-too-much detective is in town-
Yuri Watanabe: What? No, no, no, no, no, you promised you wouldn't do that any-
Spider-Man: (deep voice) Spider-Cop.
Yuri Watanabe: Please no.

Thug #1: So, you're the snitch.
Homeless Woman: Back off, creep.
Thug #2: Yep, she's the one.
Homeless Woman: I said back off! Leave me alone!
Thug #3: Keep it quiet, lady.
Spider-Man: Get away from her!
Thug #4: As crap. Spider-Man.
Thug #3: You're goin' down!
Thug #5: Someone knock him out already!
Thug #2: You're going down, hard!
Thug #6: No whining when I break your bones.
Thug #3: That's it, gloves are off!

Thug #1: Walk away now or she's dead! [As he's holding her at gunpoint]
Homeless Woman: Let me go!
[Spidey quickly webs his hand to disarm his gun and his head to pull her away from him as he knocks the thug out]
Spider-Man: All clear, Ma'am.
Homeless Woman: I knew Jameson was wrong about you. You're a little weird, but you got a good heart.
Spider-Man: Have you got somewhere to go?
Homeless Woman: I can take care of myself.
Spider-Man: I'm sure you can. But just in case, there's a place called the F.E.A.S.T. Center --
Homeless Woman: Seen it. I don't want charity.
Spider-Man: They got the best wheatcakes in the city. Hands down.
Homeless Woman: Mom used to make those. Haven't had any… in a long time. I'll check it out. Thanks, Spider-Guy.
Spider-Man: [As she walks away] It's Spider-Man… oh well.

Spider-Man: [Looks up towards a billboard] Should be able to stop the next tower from up there. [As he's climbing up, he's narrating in a deep voice, not noticing Yuri called him] From his elevated position, Spider-Cop spies his destination: a second surveillance tower.
Yuri Watanabe: Are you … narrating yourself?
Spider-Man: What? No. Of course not… [He continues in his deep voice] The chief never did understand Spider-Cop. Thought he was a loose cannon.
Yuri Watanabe: Already regretting this…

Spider-Man: Bet I can modify these towers to track more than just crimes… [After he finished hacking the second tower] Score! Towers are picking up all kinds of TFID signals now… including one nearby. What is that? [He web zips over to investigate] Oh wow. One of my old backpacks from high school; forgot I attached tracking dots to these. [Looks at the city] Wonder how many of these are scattered around re city… [Then looks inside the bag] The menu from my first real date with MJ; Wish I could've afforded some place fancier… but she didn't seem to mind.

Yuri Watanabe: Still there? Got a robbery a few blocks away.
Spider-Man: Spider-Cop on it. "Part Man, part Spider, ALL cop."
Yuri Watanabe: Ugh.

Thug #1: Open the safe - do it!
[Spidey jumps in and knocks on the window]
Spider-Man: Hey fellas.
Thug #2: Uhh! Spider-Man! Shoot him!
[The thugs shoot at him through the glass, but Spidey dodges the bullets and takes them out one by one, until a car with more things came on the scene]
Spider-Man: More of 'em? Guys, if you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn't need to be criminals.
Thug #5: You're gonna regret this, Spider-Freak!

Spider-Man: Alright Yuri: I'm gonna repair the last Chinatown tower now.
Yuri Watanabe: Don't you mean Spider-Cop's gonna repair it?
Spider-Man: Been doing a little thinking, Yuri. Policing's a young man's game, and Spider-Cop… well he's no spring chicken.
Yuri Watanabe: Please be going where I think you're going.
Spider-Man: As of today, Spider-Cop is officially retired.
Yuri Watanabe: Oh thank God. I need a drink.
Spider-Man: We'll all drink tonight, Yuri, drink to the memory of Spider-Cop's tireless… Yuri? Yuri, you there? Huh. Guess the emotion of the moment overwhelmed her.

Spider-Man: [After repairing the last tower] Not good. Can't have people taking pictures of my three chest hairs. Tools I need for suit repair are at the lab… wonder if Dr. Octavius has left for the day…

Main Mission - Something Old, Something New[edit]

Spider-Man: [Calls Otto] Doctor! How did it go with the committee? I'm so sorry I screwed things up.
Otto Octavius: Not at all, Peter. They're just nervous in the face of imminent triumph! They'll calm down; they always do.
Spider-Man: Should I head back to the lab for cleanup?
Otto Octavius: No no. I'm stepping out for dinner anyhow; we'll resume tomorrow. Short break, then back to creating the future! [Hangs up]
Spider-Man: Wish I could bottle and sell that man's optimism. Sounds like he's left the lab for the day - good time to work on my suit in private.

Peter Parker: [In the lab] Looks like Doc's gone for the night. Time to sneak in some spider-work.

Peter Parker: We're trying to improve the prosthetic's hardware. I should review what Doc's been developing, and double-check his work. [Looking at the schematics on tablet]

Peter Parker: We really need to get better about organising our workspace… Think we got samples of every type of prosthetic in existence…

Otto Octavius: The Grant Review was a debacle, yes, but it may also prove to be the inspiration I need. We can no longer simply meet the committee's expectations: we must exceed them.

Peter Parker: [looking at a graduation photo] Graduation - feels so long ago. I interned for Doc in college. He made me realise I could do as much good for the world in a lab coat as I could in tights. Maybe more.

[As Peter is fixing his Spidey suit, Otto come through the door]
Otto Octavius: Parker.
Peter Parker: (surprisingly) Dr. Octavius! I - ah… Watcha got there?
Otto Octavius: Chinese. If I knew you'd be here I would've-- [Then notices something behind Peter] What are you working on?
Peter Parker: Uh, just a side project.
[He leans over then sees the Spider-Man suit, in surprised]
Otto Octavius: (gasps) Of course. It's you.
Peter Parker: I-- um… I-I don't know what you're…
Otto Octavius: Oh come on, Parker, it's obvious.
Peter Parker: L-L-- um… Let me explain.
Otto Octavius: I only wish you'd told me sooner.
Peter Parker: I wanted to. But I was afraid that if word got out, my family might be in danger.
Otto Octavius: Hm, yes. I guess if you design his equipment you're bound to be a target too.
Peter Parker: Yeah. [The realizing what he said] I mean… YEAH.
Otto Octavius: Don't worry, your secret's safe. [Pauses] Well, I'll leave you to it.

[Peter wakes up from a short nap and finds and reads a sticky note on his head form Otto]
Peter Parker: "Check your email…" [Gets up and goes on his computer] Hope this isn't how Doc fires me… [Then reads what Otto send him]
Otto Octavius:

SUBJECT: Just a thought.

Peter, the revelation of your second job as Spider-Man's suit crafter [is that the right term?] (mm hm) is a reminder of the good man and partner you are. No matter how hard you work, you still find time to help others.

I hope you don't mind but I noticed the suit was a bit damaged and took the liberty of sketching up some of my own improvements. Attached are a few ideas I had on how you could enhance his suit and help protect Spider-Man, who does so much for this city.

Looking forward to the incredible work we are doing and changing the world together!

Your partner and friend,

O.

Peter Parker: White spider, huh? Hm. That should do it.

[Spidey walks out of the lab to the rooftop and try out his new Advance Suit by going on patrol doing flips and tricks]
Spider-Man: 'Scuse me, late for work! [The scene goes in slow motion to get the details on his new suit] Comin' through!
Woman: Looking good, Spidey!
Spider-Man: Hellooo New York! Ah-Ha! New suit! Same old me!

Main Mission - Fisk Hideout[edit]

Yuri Watanabe: Spider-Man, I think I figured out how Fisk's men are keeping his rackets running. Construction sites.
Spider-Man: Wasn't that shut down when he was arrested?
Yuri Watanabe: No. It's one of his legitimate businesses …multiple investors. We can't act without cause.
Spider-Man: But now you've got that, right?
Yuri Watanabe: That's why I'm hoping you can keep an eye on the locations, tell me if you see anything suspicious.
Spider-Man: You got it. I'll be your nosy neighbourhood Spider-Man.

J. Jonah Jameson: My loyal listeners - "brush-head," they call themselves, though I've never quite understood why - will remember my warnings about the downright Orwellian Crime Monitoring System the city was installing. Well, it's not operating. Why, you ask? Because someone came to their senses and realised they'd be violating civil liberties? WRONG! Because those incompetent bureaucrats built a network that crashes more often than a wink driving a bumper car! So your tax dollars got wasted… and there's nothing to show for it. Which is about as close as you get to a happy ending in the real world, kids.

Spider-Man: [Calls Yuri] Yuri, I'm at a Fisk Construction site and there's a lot of guys here who aren't exactly constructing.
Yuri Watanabe: What are they doing?
Spider-Man: I'm going to go find out. [Hangs up, then get a text from Otto] Huh. Just got a text from Doc. Looks like he attached an idea for a spidey-gadget. Man, does he ever stop inventing?
[He takes what has and what he can find to craft his Impact Web]
Spider-Man: Wow. This looks like it could work…
Fisk Thug #1: Hm. Let's see… Can't read this… Should have brought my glasses…
Spider-Man: [As he uses his Impact Web on the thug] Awesome! Doc would be proud.
Fisk Thug #2: Can't believe Spider-Man finally won.
Fisk Thug #3: It ain't over 'til it's over.
Fisk Thug #2: No, I know, but I remember when he was a punk kid and the boss used to hand him his ass on the regular.
Fisk Thug #4: The he'll was that?
Spider-Man: Nap time.
Fisk Thug #3: I thought the boss killed him that one time.
Fisk Thug #2: Maybe he did. Penny says there's more than one Spider-Man.
Fisk Thug #3: Bite your tongue. That's all we need, an army of Spider-Men.
Fisk Thug #5: You guys are new here so lemme give you rule number one… You do *not* want to be late with a shipment. Ever. Boss runs a tight ship. He does *not* like screw-ups. …We had this guy once, he decided to stop off a drink on the way to a delivery… That was his last delivery, you know what I mean? … We get paid well because we deliver. Every time, on time. Got it?
Fisk Thug #6: Shoulda brought my sudoku.
Fisk Thug #7: Hey, who's that? Freeze!
Spider-Man: Nighty-night.
Fisk Thug #8: The hell is this stuff made of?!
Fisk Thug #9: Hey! There he is!
Fisk Thug #10: Dammit…
Fisk Thug #11: Oh, no.
Fisk Thug #12: Somebody shoot him down!
Fisk Thug #13: Kick his ass!
Fisk Thug #14: How'd you like that, Spider-Man? [Spidey kicks him] Ouch!
Fisk Thug #15: Spider-Man! Show him who he's messin' with!
Spider-Man: Uh-oh, more of them.
Fisk Thug #16: Got something for you.
Yuri Watanabe: [On phone] Spider-Man, turns out we've busted four illegal firearm dealers within a three block radius of that site.
Spider-Man: Gun running. Let's see what I can do to cut down the supply.
Fisk Thug #17: I don't fold that easy.
Fisk Thug #18: Today you die!
Fisk Thug #19: You shouldn'tve messed with the Kingpin.
Fisk Thug #20: The hell?!
Fisk Thug #21: You're gonna have a bad day.
Fisk Thug #22: This'll wrap things up.
Fisk Thug #23: Smash his skull!
Spider-Man: Dang. Looks like they called their buddies.
Fisk Thug #24: Grenade!
Fisk Thug #25: Get down here and fight like a man!
Fisk Thug #26: I'll shut your mouth-- permanent!
Fisk Thug #27: What are we supposed to do against that?!
Fisk Thug #28: Take him down before he knocks us all out!
Spider-Man: Oh hey, more guys. Welcome to the party! House rules, leave your shoes at the door. Unless you're not wearing socks, in which case-- buy some socks already…
Fisk Thug #29: Damn!
Fisk Thug #30: Whoop his ass!
Fisk Thug #31: I'll teach you some respect.
Fisk Thug #32: Got a present for ya!
Fisk Thug #33: Get these webs off me!
Spider-Man: Ahh. Anyone want to surrender? No?
Fisk Thug #34: Get back down here!
Fisk Thug #35: Wreck him!
Fisk Thug #36: I can't reach him!
Fisk Thug #37: Man down!
Fisk Thug #38: Bring him down already!
Fisk Thug #39: I'm webbed!
Fisk Thug #40: Smoke'im!
Fisk Thug #41: Hey, what the!?
Fisk Thug #42: You shoulda stayed in bed.

Spider-Man: Place is locked down, Captain. Actually, webbed down.
Yuri Watanabe: And someone finally reported shots fired, so I've got officers inbound. Good work. Fisk has more construction sites throughout the city. Betting they're fronts too. Keep an eye out, and report in if you see anything suspicious.

Main Mission - Landmarking[edit]

Spider-Man: If I'm gonna find all of Fisk's construction sites, I should recalibrate my mapping software to be more accurate. Using a depth mapped post process on photos of popular landmarks should do it, and I know just the one to start with.

Spider-Man: Good ol' Empire State. Man I love this town. Time to grab a snapshot. [Take picture] That'll do it. Map should be re-calibrated now. Haven't done much photography since quitting the Bugle - forgot how much I enjoy it. Should keep an eye out for more landmarks to shoot.

[Spidey phone rings]
Spider-Man: Hm, it's Mr. Li. [Picks up] Hello?
Mr. Li: Peter, it's Martin Li. I just wanted to let you know we need a little extra time to get set for May's party-- I guess the cake delivery is stuck in traffic.
Spider-Man: Oh, sure thing. Ahm. Just let me know when you're ready and I'll swing by.
Martin Li: Great. Talk to you soon. [Hangs up]
Spider-Man: Okay, got some time to kill. Let's see what's happening out in the city.

Main Mission - She's a Jolly Good Fellow[edit]

Spider-Man: [Picks up phone] Hi, Mister Li.
Martin Li: Hey Peter, we're all set for the party, whenever you're ready.
Spider-Man: Cool! I'm on my way.

[Outta nowhere, a guy pulls out a gun on Spider-Man, reveling to be a Kingpin supporter]
Fisk Thug: Regards from the Kingpin.
[Spider easily subdue him]
Spider-Man: I better be more careful with my "adoring public."

[As Spidey arrives at the F.E.A.S.T. Center]
Spider-Man: Now where'd I put my bag?

Peter Parker: Mr. Li is probably in the kitchen, getting ready for the party.

Homeless Woman #1: And done! Oh wait… not done. Hm.

Homeless Man #1: Ugh, I must've screwed up somewhere…

Homeless Man #2: But I gave you my paperwork yesterday, I've been clean for like two months.

Homeless Man #3: What about my dog?
Volunteer: No problem. But always on a leash, and never in the kitchen area.
Homeless Man #3: (breaths) Of course. Man, this is great. You guys are great. Thank you so much.

Homeless Man #4: Ugh. This coffee's terrible. But is free.

Homeless Woman #2: Hi, Peter.

Homeless Woman #3: Rather live on the street than ask my parents for help…

Homeless Man #5: Doesn't pay much, but a guy's a gig.

Peter Parker: People don't realize how many kids are homeless. One in thirty. And too many shelters aren't equipped to care for them.

Peter Parker: Everyone feels hopeless at some point. Helps to know there's somebody willing to listen.

Homeless Woman #4: God grant me some strength…

Homeless Woman #5: So I got the job! May's recommendation really helped.
Homeless Woman #6: People know that when she says something, she means it.

Peter Parker: [Looking at a photo of his younger self] Man, was I ever a dork. Well, we all have an awkward phase.

Peter Parker: [Looking at a photo of Uncle Ben Parker] Miss you.

Peter Parker: [Looking at old drawings of his] So I was into horses-- wasn't everybody at some point? Wish May would take some of this down-- it's embarrassing. An artist I was not. I wish everybody had a mom like May. The world would be a better place.

Homeless Man #6: I can patch these shoes, they'll last a while yet…

Peter Parker: Veteran homelessness is down, but still way too high. Good thing my buddy Flash Thompson's doing his best to fix that. You know… The business community's really stepped up… both job training and hiring. Well, most of 'em. Sad not to see Oscorp here.

Homeless Woman #7: I never used to feel safe at the other shelter. And this one, I've never had a problem.
Homeless Woman #8: There's always someone looking out for us.

Homeless Man #7: Aha! I'm on a roll now.

Homeless Woman #9: Peter! You're so thin, are you eating?
Peter Parker: Every chance I get!

Homeless Man #8: We don't have to make it a thing. We can just be casual.
Homeless Woman #10: Yeah, that's fine. But I still want a ring…

Homeless Woman #11: Someday I'll open one of those food trucks.

Homeless Woman #12: Peter, thank you again for helping me with the Social Security website.
Peter Parker: Glad to.

Homeless Man #9: If I had powers? I wouldn't fight crime, I'll tell ya that. I'd be a TV star.
Homeless Man #10: Na. I'd be a pro wrestler. Best gimmick ever.

Homeless Man #11: Today's gonna be a good day.

Homeless Man #12: Can't fall asleep. That's when they get you.

Homeless Man #13: Petey! Thanks for the tip, I got the job!
Peter Parker: That's great! Congrats!

Homeless Man #14: I should probably look for a job.

Homeless Man #15: Think of hat you want and the universe will send it to you.

Homeless Man #16: Hey, Peter.
Peter Parker: Hey guys, how's the game going?
Homeless Man #16: How's it look like it's going? I'm winning.
Homeless Woman #13: Get this guy checked for dementia, Pete. I'm crushing him.
Peter Parker: Well, the important thing is having fun.
Homeless Woman #13: Oh, I have a lot of fun whooping his ass.
Homeless Man #16: In your dreams, crazy lady. Want a game, Pete? We play for peanuts.
Peter Parker: N-no-no,too rich for my blood. I'll leave you to it.

Homeless Man #17: Hey, Pete, good to see ya!
Peter Parker: You too!

Homeless Woman #14: Peter, right? Your Aunt's been showing off baby pictures. Gloria, I'm new here. Spider-Man turned me on to the place.
Peter Parker: Oh, right - I mean, great! How do you like it?
Gloria: They're good people. I might stick around. For a little while.
Peter Parker: Well, if there's anything I can do to help, just say the word.

Homeless Woman #15: Oh, Peter, I just started a mystery novel you might like.
Peter Parker: Thanks! I'll check in with you later.

Homeless Man #18: What's this world coming to.
Homeless Woman #16: That cute social worker was here again today. You wanna meet her, you let me know.

Homeless Man #19: (gasps) I could write these

Homeless Man #20: Wish I could afford an electric wheelchair…

Peter Parker: May kept Uncle Ben' clothes a long time. It's like he was still looking out for her.

Homeless Man #21: I could really use a muffin. A blueberry muffin.

Homeless Woman #17: Don't think about it. Just stop thinking about it.

Homeless Woman #18: Hi, Pete. Your Aunt's in the back, I think.
Peter Parker: Thanks!

Homeless Woman #19: Peter! Did May tell you? I got a job! She was so helpful.
Peter Parker: That's awesome!

Homeless Man #22: Yo, Pete, that Aunt of yours is a saint.
Peter Parker: You're telling me?

Homeless Man #23: Hey, Peter, what's up?
Peter Parker: Just dropping in.

Homeless Man #24: Is this decaf? Ah, what the hell.

Peter Parker: Hey, Martin, so sorry I'm late--
Martin Li: You're right on time. Just keep her distracted while we get everything ready.
Peter Parker: You got it. [He then walks up to May] Hey, there's my favorite aunt…
Aunt May: Peter! What a nice surprise.
Peter Parker: Needs some help?
Aunt May: Uh, yeah, sure. Oh, there are some heavy boxes in --
Peter Parker: NO! No. No! I mean, I mean…not yet. I mean, I came to, uh, uh, I just wanted to talk.
Aunt May: Okay… okay.
Peter Parker: Um…
Aunt May: Peter, are you in trouble? Do you need money?
Peter Parker: No! No. I mean, I mean I'm a little behind on my rent, but… no, no, no… no, I'm fine.
Aunt May: Girl problems again?
Peter Parker: What? No, that's crazy--
Aunt May: I still wish you and MJ could work things out. She's a great girl--
Peter Parker: She is, but…
Aunt May: The two of you would make some beautiful babies.
Peter Parker: Wow! Uh…
Aunt May: Peter. What is it? Come on. You can tell me.
Peter Parker: These past few years-- you helping me through college and working here… sacrificing so much, and asking for nothing. I just wish there were more people like you in the world.
Martin Li: He's right. [As he brings the cake and everyone in the room] Five years ago, you walked in here and told me you were inspired by my mission to help others. Now it's *you* who inspires *me*. Thank you, May, for everything. Here's to many more years of service!
[Everyone in the room claps for May]
Peter Parker: Thanks again for setting all this up.
Martin Li: Oh, I just wish I could do more.
Peter Parker: Well, May's always told me, "if you help *some*one--
Martin Li: --you help *every*one." Ah, maybe we should send May to City Hall to have a word with the mayor…
Peter Parker: [Peter phone vibrates] Oh, I gotta run. Um, thanks again for the party and everything. It really means a lot.

Peter Parker: Voicemail from Yuri… should check it outside…

Main Mission - Don't Touch the Art[edit]

Main Mission - A Shocking Comeback[edit]

Main Mission - The Mask[edit]

Main Mission - Day to Remember[edit]

Main Mission - Harry's Passion Project[edit]

Main Mission - Financial Shock[edit]

Main Mission - Wheels within Wheels[edit]

Main Mission - Home Sweet Home[edit]

Main Mission - Stakeout[edit]

Main Mission - Couch Surfing[edit]

Main Mission - Straw, Meet Camel[edit]

Main Mission - And the Award Goes to…[edit]

Act II[edit]

Main Mission - Dual Purpose[edit]

Main Mission - Hidden Agenda[edit]

Main Mission - A Fresh Start[edit]

Main Mission - Dinner Date[edit]

Main Mission - Up the Water Spout…[edit]

Main Mission - What's in the Box?[edit]

Main Mission - Back in School[edit]

Main Mission - Spider-Hack[edit]

Main Mission - Uninvited[edit]

Main Mission - Strong Connections[edit]

Main Mission - First Day[edit]

Main Mission - Collison Course[edit]

Main Mission - The One That Got Away…[edit]

Main Mission - Breakthrough[edit]

Main Mission - Reflection[edit]

Main Mission - Out of the Frying Pan…[edit]

Act III[edit]

Main Mission - Quaratine[edit]

Main Mission - Into the Fire[edit]

Main Mission - Picking up the Trail[edit]

Main Mission - Streets of Poison[edit]

Main Mission - Supply Run[edit]

Main Mission - Heavy Hitter[edit]

Main Mission - Step Into My Parlour…[edit]

Main Mission - Heart of the Matter[edit]

Main Mission - Pax in Bello[edit]

Voice Cast[edit]