Square One Television
- Announcer: The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real.
- Kate/Pat: It was (time and date). My partner is George Frankly. The captain is Joe Greco. My name is Monday/Tuesday. I'm a mathematician.
- Announcer: Mathman, Your mission is to decide if the forthcoming statements are true or false. If the statement is true, eat the letter T. If it is false, eat the letter F. You will have until the count of 7 to make your decision. And beware Mr. Glitch. He will eat you if you are wrong.