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- Take off, you hoser.
- Let me try, I'm a genius.
- No way, eh?
- Hey, we found a dead mouse in our beer, eh? That means you owe us a free case.
- Lawyers are for sucks.
- Don't make me laugh, eh?
- I gotta take a leak so bad, I can taste it.
- If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
- The power of The Force stopped you, you hosers.