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Beauty and the Obese
Stripperella "Evil-Doers, prepare to become Evil-Don'ters."
Stripperella"Why do you hate models so much?"
Dr Caesarian"My mother was a model, when I was six years old she left and I vowed to make all models pay!"
Stripperella "So just becau-"
Dr Caesarian "Also, I was once in love with a model, but she spurned my advances and humiliated me. From that day I vowed to make them all pay!"
Stripperella "Well, okay but that still-"
Dr Caesarian "Also, I once had a promising career as a model, but I was disfigured in a modelling accident, and I vowed to make them all pay!"
Stripperella "Okay, I'll admit you do have several, rather valid, reasons for hating models-"
Dr Caesarian "Oh, also my grandparents were killed by models"
Crime Doesn't Pay...Seriously, It Doesn't
Cheapo "Congragulate me boys, I'm a hundredaire."
Stripperella (In a museam of the worlds biggest objects)"Time to deliver the world's biggest ass kicking."
Everybody Loves Pushy
(After Catt did her Exotic Dance) Catt "My name is Catt and I'm an Irish Virgin. I want to let you know that I'm not interested in working, if there's gonna be any smoking, lesbian sex and foul language."
Persephone (Catt puts on her black shorts) "Congratulations. I'm Persephone, it's nice to meet you."
Catt "Yeah, Yeah. Save it, bitch. (She lights a Cigarette and blows smoke at Persephone) You just make sure you stay outta my way, got it?." (Then she left)