My, my, someone got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning.
[during his mud bath] Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
I'll kill that PLUMBER!!
You may think of evolution as an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad can become a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas!
Muster the Goombas! Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny! Where's my pizza?
Look at this place. Pathetic. It gets worse every day. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine: an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole, germs everywhere, fungus. For 65 million years, we've been exhiled here after the meteorite stuck while mammals roamed freely in the other dimension! Ha! Well not for long!
I've just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower! I still do not have the meteorite piece! I'm about to lose everything! We can talk about this later, if later even occurs!