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Swedish Dicks (2016–18) is an American-Swedish comedy web television series created by Viking Brothers, Andrew Lowery and Peter Settman. The plot follows two unlicensed Swedish private investigators trying to make a living in Los Angeles.
Episode 1 [1.01]
- Car Dealership Owner: [watching Axel play his DJ set] What the fuck do you think you're doing?
- Axel: I'm just opening people's hearts.
- Car Dealership Owner: I don't want people opening their motherfucking hearts. I want people opening their motherfucking checkbooks!
- Axel: So, Americans still actually write checks? I find that so interesting.
- Car Dealership Owner: Shut the fuck up and play some real music!
Episode 2 [1.02]
- Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] Well, well, well. If it isn't Ingmar, the Swede. I see you've been shopping for extremely gay cardigans at H&M.
- Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] You, my friend, are as screwed as a piece of IKEA furniture.
Episode 5 [1.05]
- Sun: [in her North-Korean accent] Like a female character on Sex and the "Shitty".
- Axel: It's city, not shitty.
- Sun: Are you sure? Seems shitty to me.
- Jane McKinney: [to Axel] I can see you work in here.
- Axel: Really?
- Jane McKinney: We could use some more female energy around the place.
- Peter Stormare as Ingmar
- Johan Glans as Axel
- Vivian Bang as Sun
- Felisha Cooper as Sarah
- Traci Lords as Jane McKinney
- Henrik Rutgersson as Trip
- Keanu Reeves as Tex