Swedish Dicks

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Swedish Dicks (2016–18) is an American-Swedish comedy web television series created by Viking Brothers, Andrew Lowery and Peter Settman. The plot follows two unlicensed Swedish private investigators trying to make a living in Los Angeles.

Season 1[edit]

Episode 1 [1.01][edit]

Car Dealership Owner: [watching Axel play his DJ set] What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Axel: I'm just opening people's hearts.
Car Dealership Owner: I don't want people opening their motherfucking hearts. I want people opening their motherfucking checkbooks!
Axel: So, Americans still actually write checks? I find that so interesting.
Car Dealership Owner: Shut the fuck up and play some real music!

Episode 2 [1.02][edit]

Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] Well, well, well. If it isn't Ingmar, the Swede. I see you've been shopping for extremely gay cardigans at H&M.

Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] You, my friend, are as screwed as a piece of IKEA furniture.

Episode 5 [1.05][edit]

Sun: [in her North-Korean accent] Like a female character on Sex and the "Shitty".
Axel: It's city, not shitty.
Sun: Are you sure? Seems shitty to me.

Jane McKinney: [to Axel] I can see you work in here.
Axel: Really?
Jane McKinney: We could use some more female energy around the place.


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