Talk:Age fabrication

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• Well, it was an awfully big earthquake
  • Gracie Allen, when asked how her birth certificate could have been destroyed in the 1906 San Francisco earthquake if her birthday was three months after the earthquake.

• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
  • Lucille Ball

• My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is.
  • Tripp Evans

• If time can provide the same benefits as experience, ability or maturity, then, by all means, I'll tell you when I was born. But until then, let's just say I'm old enough to rent a car.
  • David Kester, who implied his birth certificate contained false information