- Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
- Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
- The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
- There's no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
- Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
- I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
- His huff arrived and he departed in it.
- The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
- There is absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.
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