I'm making absolutely no comment...and no, I did not.
When asked if he intentionally misled Michael Howard, leader of the Conservative Party.
Ken [Livingstone] doesn't think he's got anything to say sorry for and if that's really his feeling, then I think that he should stick to his guns.
I think they get a fair squeeze of the sauce bottle.
Questioned by Michael Crick on his dedication to his political career and the Conservative Party, 2005.
Will I throw my hat into the ring? It depends on what kind of ring it is and what kind of hat I have in my hand.
When asked by the Oxford Mail if he will stand for leader of the Conservative Party.
I'm kicking off my diet with cheeseburger — whatever Jamie Oliver says McDonalds are incredibly nutritious and, as far as I can tell, crammed full of vital nutrients and rigid with goodness.
While campaigning at McDonalds in Botley, Oxford, May 2005.
Ian [Hislop] keeps telling me to sack him. It puts me in an impossible position.
On Taki, a contentious columnist in the Spectator
I’d want to get Blair and really interrogate the guy. I’d really want to pin him up against a palm tree and slap him around and get the truth out of him about a few things we need a bit of elucidation.
"I could not fail to disagree with you less." This quote is not original to Boris Johnson. I first heard this quote in 1987, attributed to Eisenhower, which I now believe to be incorrect. Later I found some attribution, since demoted to the bottom of search engines, to some member of the US House of Representatives, I think during Eisenhower's administration at least. I can't find it at all anymore, it's that far gone.