Talk:Craig Benzine

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• Saving time is so important that i'm not even gonna finnish this sen-- it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

• At one time or another farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

• Always go to the bathtroom before you go to the bathroom.

• Stabbing is fun, but never stab people, unless you're stabbing them with kindness.

• Quote this quote.
  • Attributed at craigbenzinequotes.tumblr.com post, Accessed April 16, 2014.