Talk:David Spade

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• I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

• There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

• As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

• Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.

• I have no detectable hair style.

• I just couldn't have gone in a room where Chris was in a box.
  • On not attending Chris Farley's funeral

• The hard part about [Saturday Night Live] is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

• When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.
  • On the suicide of his stepfather

• You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.