Talk:Despicable Me 2

Outtakes

(Outtake 1)

Gru: No, no, no! What do you mean, she’s not coming?! I have a backyard full of these little girls who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess! [a Minion accidentally hits his shin with a mace, Gru falls over unconscious]

Director: CUT! Oh no, he's hurt bad! (to a minion) HEY, BOZO! YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHEN SWINGING A MACE!

Minion: Sorry sorry!

Director: Who put you in charge?

Crew Member: Oh, sorry. Is there a doctor in the house?

[Two doctors come in with a stretcher and then go back out with an unconscious Gru in the stretcher.]

(Blooper 2)

Gru: I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.

Silas: [laughs mockingly] "Jellies and jams"?

Gru: [furious]Oh, WHHHAAAAAAAT?!

(Blooper 3)

Young Gru: [clears his throat; nervous] Hey Lisa, I was wondering if you... [holds her hand]

Lisa: Ewwww!!!

Little Girl: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! Lisa’s got Gruties!

[Everyone screams and runs all over the playground except Gru]

Young Gru: Lisa? Lisa?

(Blooper 4)

Gru: No! Stop! no one is ever getting out there! Ever! [quickly passes the laptop to a Minion next to him, accidentally hitting him in the face too hard, the laptop breaks and the minion's goggles break by accident. Gru gasps.] My laptop!

Director: CUT!

Margo: What?

Edith: Gru, are you okay?

(Blooper 5)

Margo: Okay, we need to choose a picture. [clicks on one of Gru’s photos; which is Gru in a christmas sweater]

Agnes: No. [Margo shows another picture; which is Gru in a nerd costume] Scary.

Edith: [as Margo shows another photo; showing Gru in a rapper costume] Weird.

[The girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru dressed as a vampire]

Agnes and Edith: IT'S A VAMPIRE!!!

[Margo, Edith and Agnes start screaming and run around in circles]

Margo, Edith and Agnes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Then they run into each other]

Director: CUT!

Gru: [enters the family room] Good morning, girls, I have an announcement to make! [Sees the girls on the floor unconscious] Girls? Oh.

(Blooper 6 - Take 1)

Gru: [contacting Lucy] Alright, I’m going in.

Lucy: [informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones] If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this, [pats her face rapidly] Oh sorry.

(Blooper 6 - Take 2)

Lucy: [through headphones] If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this, Lalalalalala!!

Gru: Cut it out!

(Blooper 6 - Take 3)

Lucy: [through headphones] the center of your belt buckle [aloud] will make a sound like this, [makes weired noises] Duuuuhhheeeaaaaayy....

Director: Cut!

Lucy: I need to work on my script.

(Blooper 7)

Agnes: [blankly] She kisses my hair, she braids my boo-boos. My mother is beyond compare. We love you mothers everywhere.

Director: Cut!

(Blooper 8)

Gru: [falsetto] It is I, Gru... Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish-- I am here to wish-- Script? [the director gives Gru the script] Oh, I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very birthy hapday.

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 9)

[Three minions lower down Gru, dressed as a fairy princess, one minion sees a orange balloon flying away while deflating, makes a sputtering noise, the two minions laugh and they accidentally lower down Gru too much]

Gru: Woah woah woah!!

[The minions fall on top of Gru and the rope falls down as well, the kids (including Margo, Edith and Agnes) ares shocked]

Minion: Ow..

Agnes: [gasps] Mr. Gru!

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 10)

[Gru takes Kyle outside. Unbeknownst to both of them, they are being watched]

Gru: Kyle? Kyle? Kyle, no! [Kyle sees the petunias] Do not do your business on the petunias!

[But it was too late, Kyle accidentally does his business, killing the plant and die]

Gru: My petunias!

Director: CUT! You really need to train Kyle, Gru.

Gru: Come on, Mr. Director. Can we please replace my petunias?

Director: Sure.

(Blooper 11)

Lucy: [appears on-screen] Hi. Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. [shows her AVL ID-card, but notices she shows it upside-down] Oops. [Her AVL ID-card falls out of her hand] Uh-oh.

(Blooper 12)

Edith: Remember? Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.

Gru: Yeah, well, she is a nut job and I'm not going on any date.

Edith: Why not? [hangs from her bed ladder] Are you sc-- Whoa! [Loses balance and falls from her bed ladder and into the floor]

Director: Cut!

(Blooper 13)

Dr. Nefario: I’ve developed a new formula which allowed me to get every known kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.

Gru: [sticks his finger in and tastes the goo; disgusted, pukes on the floor] Bleeeeeh!!!

Dr. Nefario: Gru? [Gru accidentally vomits on Dr. Nefario's labcoat]

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 14)

[Gru sees a bunny cupcake, a shark cupcake and then he sees Lucy and screams, Lucy yells and the purple cupcakes come flying starts doing martial arts on them chopping two of them, but accidentally hits Gru.]

Director: Cut!

(Blooper 15)

Dave': [comes out of the kitchen, then shows them a Minion-shaped cupcake] Voila!

[However, Lucy, thinking Dave is an enemy, sweeps the cupcake from his hands, chops it but the cupcake had icing on top and gets the yellow icing all over her hand]'

Lucy: Oh my. [Dave laughs at Lucy]

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 16)

[Five minions are drinking a sundae bowl, but one minion gets a brain freeze]

Minion: AAAAHHHHHHH!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!! [runs around screaming, knocking over the minions and the ice cream]

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!

(Blooper 17)

Lucy: You never know what booby traps this guy could've set, huh? Come on!

Gru: There are no booby traps. [accidentally trips over a wire unseen, triggering and ringing a bell, falls over] WHOAAH!!

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 18)

Gru: [points to the chicken, referring to it; smug] Ha! Some guard dog. [the chicken suddenly leaps on him, continuously pecking his bald head] Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!

[Lucy comes onscreen and attacks the chicken, but it runs to the chicken clucking and it went back to attacking Gru]

Gru: Ow ow ow!! Director!! Help!!!

Director: CUT! What's going on? [The chicken gets mad at the director and chases him]

(Blooper 19)

Agnes: Plus you love her. [happily singing and dancing, attracting attention to everyone in the mall] You love her! You love her! You really, really love her, and you're gonna get harried-- [stops singing] I think I got mixed up.

(Blooper 20)

Agnes: MARGO HAS A BOYFRIEND!

Edith: AND THEY’RE-- WHOAH! [falls over]

Director: Cut!

(Blooper 21)

Antonio: [seriously] And my dream... is to one day play video games for a living.

Margo: [eats all of the cookies from the plate, while Antonio falls over in the chair] Hey can I have some more? [Sees Antonio unconscious]

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 22)

[Gru approaches Agnes, then makes a "zip your lips" gesture]

Agnes: He's putting on lipstick. [Gru swings his arms wildly, convincing her to stop] He's swatting at flies!

Gru: No! [makes a "cut it off" gesture] No!

Agnes: He's [skipping] chopping his head off! [Gru covers his head, groaning loudly, his back snaps]

Gru: OWWW!!

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 23 - Take 1)

Shannon: I knew it. You're a stupid person! No!

(Blooper 23 - Take 2)

Shannon: You're a jerky guy! Aw, what?! Not again, I screwed up my line!

(Blooper 23 - Take 40)

Shannon: You're a so crazy! Aw come on! [facepalms]

(Blooper 23 - Take 98)

Shannon: I knew it. You're such a insufferable humanity stupid man like Dr. Nefario!!

Dr. Nefario: [comes onscreen] What?

Director: CUT! Shannon, your getting your lines wrong.

Shannon: [sighs and facepalms] I need to work on my script.

(Blooper 24)

[Gru sats on the doorsteps of his house]

Agnes: [comes outside, holding an umbrella] I brought you an umbr-- [slips on the steps and falls on her butt] Whoa!

Gru: Agnes?

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 25)

[The fire alarm starts blaring, and one of the Minions bursts through the wall with axes to put out the fire; followed by a Minion with a hose and a Minion imitating a siren. The minion with the axes chop Gru's desk and shelves]

Gru: My shelves!

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 26)

[Kevin in a golf costume gives the minion a banana, but the banana falls over]

Minion: Oops.

Director: CUT!

(Blooper 27)

Stewardess: I really need you to make a choice, hon.

Lucy: [to herself; happily] I chose Agnes.

Director: CUT!

Lucy: Awww...!

(Blooper 28)

Kevin: [a machine gun descends and sprays him with bullets] BLAUGH! [ a flamethrower descends] BLAUGH! [it sprays him with flame. An axe descends and hits him over the head, the axes falls off] BLAUGH!

(Blooper 29)

Agnes: [accidentally drops her unicorn, which ends up in Evil Kevin's jaws] My unicorn!

Margo: [off-screen] Agnes, no! :[Evil Kevin tries to eat her unicorn, but she gets shocked in horror.]

Agnes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [it only not forces Kevin to spit out her unicorn, and start screaming, but also Margo to cover her ears to silence the scream, with everything breaking, three pictures, one clock, a statue, and even Kevin's goggles and the camera lens]

Director: CUT!

Margo: Agnes, are you okay?

(Final Blooper)

Edith: Can I be the first to say "Duh!"

Director: CUT!

~2025-36142-75 (talk) 22:12, 4 December 2025 (UTC)