Talk:Elton John

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• You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing — but you can't tell lies about me
  • After winning a libel case against The Sun which had accused him of having underage sex.

• An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.

• Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot.
  • Accusing Madonna of lip-synching during her Re-Invention world tour, which Madonna denied

• Since when has lip-synching been live?
  • Talking about Madonna's award for best live act

• I cannot bear successful people who are miserable.

• I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll.

• People in England are so bloody nosy.

• Rude, vile pigs! Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what you are.
  • Losing his cool with photographers and TV crews in Taiwan

• I could still snort you under the table.
  • To Lily Allen at 2008 GQ awards.