- You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing — but you can't tell lies about me
- After winning a libel case against The Sun which had accused him of having underage sex.
- An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets 90% of what they make.
- Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay £75 to see them should be shot.
- Accusing Madonna of lip-synching during her Re-Invention world tour, which Madonna denied
- Since when has lip-synching been live?
- Talking about Madonna's award for best live act
- I cannot bear successful people who are miserable.
- I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll.
- People in England are so bloody nosy.
- Rude, vile pigs! Do you know what that means? Rude, vile pigs. That's what you are.
- Losing his cool with photographers and TV crews in Taiwan
- I could still snort you under the table.
- To Lily Allen at 2008 GQ awards.