Talk:Empire Records

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Eddie: This music is the glue of the world, Mark. It's what holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless.

Mark: Hey, did you hear about Lucas?

Eddie: Hey Lucas man, I hear you went to Vegas and you married a mobster's wife and now you've got a hit on you and stuff. Is that true?

Lucas: Not entirely true.

Eddie: Well outlaw man, we salute you.

Lucas: Thank you, Eddie.

Eddie: No problem.

AJ: What's with you today?

Lucas: What's with today today?

AJ: Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile.

Mark: Maybe I wanna be sterile.

Mark: Oh, Lucas, I've decided to start a band.

Lucas: Well, the first thing you need is a name. That way you know what kind of band you've got.

Mark: I was thinking Marc.

Lucas: Is that with a "c" or with a "k"?

Mark: Well, my name is with a [looks down at namebadge] "k". So my band could be with a "c". That way it's that whole, you know, psychedelic trip thing.

Lucas: Always play with their minds.

Mark: (answering the phone) Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark. (pause) MIDNIGHT!

Joe: [after Lucas enters] Lucas!

Lucas:Joe!

Joe: Where's the money?

Lucas: Joe, the money is gone.

Joe: Yeah, I know it's gone... but where's it gone to?

Lucas: Atlantic City.

Joe: Atlantic City?... Is it coming back from Atlantic City?

Lucas: [nervous laugh] Oh, I don't think so, Joe.

Joe: What's it doing in Atlantic City, Lucas?

Lucas: ...Recirculating.

Joe: Recirculating?

Lucas: Yeah.

[Joe knocks the donation cup that Lucas was carrying out of his hands and grabs his arm]

Joe: Lucas, listen to me. I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.

Lucas: Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City... I swear.

Joe: Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.

Lucas: [sitting down] It could be in other cities by now...

Joe: Oh, shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch... unless it's to get me $9000, and then you bring it here to me, okay?

Lucas: Okay. You know, I think things are gonna be all right now, Joe.

Joe: Oh? And what makes you think that.

Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.

[nodding]

I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.

I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37.