This article contains very arbitrary and pointless quotes. Only a very few are truly "classic" IMHO. Most are just personal favorites of whomever posted them. If I posted my favorites, then this page would look completely different. There would be a lot more from "Bozos," "Dwarf," and "Everything You Know," but I don't think I want to get into a back and forth on this. As it is, the article has negative value by omitting many great lines! I'll just throw out two here: "You have violated Robots Rules of Order, and will be asked to leave the future immediately." and "There's a seeker born every minute." It's all so arbitrary though.