Talk:Gilligan's Island
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[edit]Gilligan
[edit]- Gilligan: Maybe one coconut weighs nothing, maybe two coconuts weigh nothing, but fifty nothings weigh something!
Ginger
[edit]- Ginger: This dress is too long.
Skipper
[edit]- Skipper: Gilligan, My shoe is full now.
- Skipper: Never mind, Gilligan!
- Skipper: "Hurried work is worried work, and a job not well done is not a well done job."
From a series two episode where Gilligan discovers seeds that allow you to read other people's minds:
- Ginger: Well, do you know what I think?!
- Skipper: I most certainly do!
The Howells
[edit]- Mr. Howell: As I always say; The family that bowls together, SPLITS!
- Mr. Howell: A Howell never runs in the face of danger...he walks very fast.
- Mr. Howell: Must be a Yale man.
- Mr. Howell: Now Gilligan, you've never had 3 million dollars before have you?
- Gilligan: Umm, (pauses for a while to think) No sir, I haven't.
Dialogue
[edit]- Gilligan: Well, do you know what I think?
- Skipper: No.
- Gilligan: That's good.
- The Professor is showing isometric exercises for Mary Ann
- Professor: Now, just swim against this with all your might while I pull on this reel.
- Mary Ann starts swimming in lagoon while Gilligan appears
- Gilligan: Oh, hi there, Professor. Say, that must be a tough one! I will help you with that!
- Gilligan starts pulling with the Professor on fishing reel
- Professor: No, Gilligan!
- Gilligan: Don't sweat it, Professor, that looks like a tough fish you got.
- Reel pulls in Mary Ann's one-piece swimsuit
- Gilligan: Maybe that was a girl fish.
- Gilligan is about to wish them off the island with the "Eye of the Idol". The Professor refuses to go.
- Mary Ann: I'm not going.
- Mr. Howell: After I reserved first class passage for 7 people?
- Mary Ann: It's not fair to leave the Professor here all by himself. Excuse me.
- Mary Ann steps over the luggage and stands by the Professor, who puts his arm around her waist.
- Mrs. Howell: But you can't stay here alone with him without a chaperone! It isn't proper!
- Skipper: Now, you pretend you're Mr. Howell, and I'll go do what you have to do.
- [The Skipper walks out of the hut and then knocks on the door]
- Gilligan: [sobs hysterically]
- Skipper: [runs in] What is it, Gilligan?! What's the matter?!
- Gilligan: I'm broke! I lost every cent I have!
- Skipper: Oh, for goodness' sakes, would you stop that?!
- Gilligan is looking for material to help the Professor build a bomb for a volcano, and he is speaking to Ginger.
- Ginger: That's not the way they did it. I was in a movie once, and we did it differently.
- Gilligan: What'd they do?
- Ginger: Well, they took the handsomest man of the tribe and most beautiful woman.
- Gilligan: I bet you played the part of the woman.
- Ginger: Oh, Gilligan, sometimes you have such a keen and elliptical mind.