Talk:Jay Leno

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  • A 102-year-old tree fell over in front of the White House. They said this happening involved three factors: its age, a strong wind, and Patrick Kennedy's car.
    • The Tonight Show, unidentified segment, unidentified 2006 episode
  • He's described as the architect of the war on Iraq. And he should be very proud, because he's built something that's going to last for years and years.
    • On Donald Rumsfeld
    • The Tonight Show, unidentified segment, unidentified 2006 episode
  • With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?
  • The Republicans are calling [this] a Wizard of Oz ticket... Cheney needs a heart, Bush needs a brain.
    • On the Republican presidential candidate and his new running mate
    • The Tonight Show, unidentified segment, unidentified date
  • You're not famous until my mother knows about it.
    • Readers' Digest, unidentified article, unidentified issue
  • Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
  • Your dog/cat is not going to wear that!
    • Said freqently in his "Headlines" segment, where people send in articles with dressed-up pets.