Talk:Jeffrey Bernard

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• I'm one of the few people who lives what's called a low life.
  • This quote was featured on the New Order album Low-Life at the beginning of one of the tracks.

• I could stuff a pillow-case with all the confetti that has been thrown at me. Could I sleep easily on that ?no.

• My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.