- Published sources should be provided before moving these back into the article
- I hate music, especially when it's played.
- A reaction!
- Stop 'da music! Stop 'da music!!
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- The bathroom is out of this world...which makes it a little inconvenient.
- When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood — my blood.
- When it comes to noses, you're a retailer. I'm a wholesaler!
- Remark to Bob Hope
- You know, last night, I was telling Umbriago about my latest composition, called "Tony's Pushcart". He said, "'Tony's Pushcart'"? How does that go?" I said, "It doesn't go, you hafta push it!"
- What a revoltin' duh-velopmin dis is!
- Dat note was given to me by Bing Crosby, an' boy, was he glad ta get rid of it!
- After singing a high note
- I gotta million of 'em, a million of 'em!
- So I went to Hoboken to forget it and then I went to Hackensack to forget Hoboken.