- Got money, you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it!
- Dolla Dolla Bills Yall! - Moments prior to losing consciousness at the Foreign Press Gala.
- Flash that cash, son! - In private conversation with [Ben Bernanke].
- "For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge — I am the man who will now tell you." The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country — of the world, thought the chief engineer — sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.
- You gotta diversify your bonds, nigga!
- Life aint nothing but bitches and money. Actually no, fuck bitches, get money.
On the Family and Importance of Home Life
- Dat shit is for poors
Quotes about Kai Rysdall
- Kai, you are a class act
- Bill Clinton
- Your voice is like liquid sex
- Kevin James