Talk:Lawyers

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• He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
  • Proverb

• Lawyers are like nuclear missiles: I have mine, you have yours, and when we use them we fuck everything up.
  • Other People's Money.

• As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.