Nothing is my subject because it is the oldest thing in existence. Nothing was here before the universe was created and Nothing is greater than Nothing because Nothing is absolutely perfect.
For a long time I have seriously thought of Nothing, read Nothing, and who will argue that I am perfectly qualified to discuss Nothing intelligently? I place high value on Nothing.
Two gentlemen recently raced to get to the North Pole first but when they arrived they found nothing there. Likewise, Nothing is generally what prospectors find. Nothing is in the head of politicians.
We must try to understand oft-misunderstood philosophers who actually do Nothing, think Nothing, and say Nothing, because he who does Nothing can do Nothing wrong. He who thinks Nothing day and night plants no evil and Nothing offends no one.