Talk:Mortimer Caplin

From Wikiquote
Jump to navigation Jump to search
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
-Mark Twain, Notebook, 1902

Paraphrase of this? OR is that a false quote? 37.152.193.119 22:57, 16 April 2015 (UTC)