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- I have no trouble with my enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
- I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
- So little time and so little to do.
- There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
- For exercise I usually just trip and fall into a coma.