I originally started a stub for Paulsen with a single quote that I couldn't readily source. After the article languished for nearly four years with no updates from me or anyone else, it got the axe. This finally got me motivated to research more quotes and halfway-decent sources for them. (I'm going to try to review some Smothers Brothers episodes to get specific dates and possibly more quotes.) Sorry to Pat Paulsen fans for the delay. ~ Jeff Q (talk) 08:54, 17 October 2012 (UTC)
- I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
- Campaign slogan
- Look what it did to the Grand Canyon. It could do the same to your stomach.
- Spoof public-service announcement on the dangers of water, during one of his Presidential "campaigns", circa 1972