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"You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise" -Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007
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[edit]- Are you kidding me?
- I've been doing this over 30 years.
- A man can't be 'just friends' with another woman. Period.
- Awareness without action is worthless.
- Are you doing what you're doing today because you want to do it, or because it's what you were doing yesterday?
- Don't make me put your head in my blender.
- In response to a man who was abusing his wife
- Get real!
- Have you read my book?
- I want you to start living as a gay woman.
- I'm gonna put some verbs in my sentences...
- That dog don't hunt.
- In response to weak excuses
- How's that workin' for ya?
- It ain't about you!
- Are you just going to throw him under the bus?
- [Person] has you on a marionette.
- That is an absolute, drop dead dealbreaker.
- This is gonna be a changing day in your life!
- This relationship needs a hero.
- Opinions are like asses, everybody got one.
- We're never weaker than we're angry
- What you need to do...
- What are you thinking?
- Ya think?!
- To a guest finally recognizing the obvious.
- You're a bright eyed and bushy tailed.
- You're only lonely if you're not there for you.
- You've got to change your life!
- Advice given in most episodes.
- "You need to get a shot gun and aim in the direction of the noise"
- Guest appearance on The David Letterman Show, February 5, 2007
- Your feelings?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me!" Just SHUTTUP!! <crying> Why can't I fix any one of them? Why am I so dumb and worthless? Mama was right, mama was right!
- Exerpt from intro to Scary Movie 4
- No dog ever pee'd on a moving car.
- You're a bitch!
- This is gonna be a changing day in your life.
- I want you to start living as a gay woman!
- And I want you to start having a gay relationship!
- Unless and until you can look each other in the eye and say, "Y'know what? We've done everything we can do. I am totally at peace with this, I don't haytcha, I don't resentcha, I -- I don't have any bad feelings or unfinished emotional business with you, I can say go and be well, and I'm gonna do the same thing." Unless and until you can say that, you're not ready to get a divorce.
- This relationship needs a hero!
- How 'bout when this is over we go do a little "coke"?
- Y'know, I didn't just come in on a load of turnips, I know that!
- You know what? I'm not some "schmoe" here.
- "You need to marry yo' baby mamma"
- Advice given during a guest appearance on David Letterman Show when David announced to Dr. Phil that he was going to be a father
- "Even a pancake has two sides"
- Intervening in an argument
- This ain't my first rodeo
- Am I missin' somethin' here?
- I'ma drunk pimp!
--JavierMC 23:25, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
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