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  • Ah, Ring Kichard, yes... but surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.
  • Madam, you are occupewing the wrong pie!
    • Allegedly Spooner, to a woman in the wrong seat in church
  • The Lord is a shoving leopard.
    • Allegedly Spooner
  • There's nothing so fine as a well-boiled icicle.
    • Allegedly Spooner
  • You tons of soil.
    • Opening words of a speech at a Labour meeting.